Quote: EllieJP @ April 28 2008, 1:40 PM BSTI HAD to have a lunch break for fear of my flat burning down!
I thought it was peeing down. Get your story straight, for goodness' sake.
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Can't be bothered.
Oh dear.
Plop!
Incidentally, what were you making?
I was just oven roasting some courgettes to go in my cous cous salad. 
See, they don't want me to be healthy!!!
I'm sure you're healthy enough as it is, with all that rugby and whatnot.
Speaking of which, any more news on Dutch festival boy? He seems jolly nice.
He done her up the bum.
Aaron!!! No he didn't.
I think he likes me more than I like him. But he has restored my faith in men...there ARE some lovely ones out there.
There is a continuum, I suspect. At one end is chaste kiss-on-cheek Dutch festival boy. At the other end is Aaron "Bottom-fixation" Brown.
Yes... it's so tough being a girl. I just want to find a nice man to look after me! 
I thoroughly refute these scandalous rumours and slurs upon my good name. It is a puerile attempt by my opponents to harm my reputation.
Good name?? Pah! 
Quote: EllieJP @ April 28 2008, 2:04 PM BSTYes... it's so tough being a girl. I just want to find a nice man to look after me!
Well I know of a 73 year old Austrian whose looking for a new 'beau'. Nobody uses 'beau' anymore. What a shame.
Quote: Aaron @ April 28 2008, 2:06 PM BST
I thoroughly refute this scandalous rumours and slurs upon my good name. It is a purile attempt by my oponents to harm my reputation.
*these*
*puerile*
*opponents*
I'm still alive if.. if anyone cares?
No?
Ok...
Finished that sitcom yet ya work shy fop? 