GEORGE W IS DOING A STAND UP ROUTINE.
GEORGE
Hey, hey suckers it's George Dubya Bush, the most comical president ever!
With my comic stylings.
What do you call a Black Man trying to break into my house? Barrack Obama.
Hey is Hilary in the house? Duck I can see a Kosovan sniper, only kidding, but then so were you.
And where do you find weapons of mass destruction? No where we made 'em all up, to give us an excuse to invade Iraq. Too soon.
And my final joke, which Presidential candidate, is gonna pull out of Iraq, reduce green house emissions, and outlaw terrorism?
None of 'em cos you love wars, big cars, and brutality.
So I guess the jokes on you America, you get the gouvernment you vote for.
