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Things that piss you off Page 127

From who?

Good question. Buggered if I can remember. A friend me thinks.

You should right write these things down! :P

(Sorry Aaron!)

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 26 2008, 8:07 PM BST

Our French teacher always used to ask "Was the water hot?" When we returned from the loo, and if we said "Huh?" or something to that effect, he would send us back ,saying we'd obviously not washed our hands!

I'd never give any other response! Being told to leave a French lesson? IMMENSE!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 26 2008, 8:13 PM BST

You should right these things down! :P

write*

Crap! I had a feeling I wrote "right", but was convinced I'd written "write"! I'm really tired if it's any help!

Don't worry about it Floozy we all knew it's just that Aaron's a pedantophile. I know I used it before but I loves it! :P

I should have checked! I had such an inkling but just forgot it.

Quote: roscoff @ April 26 2008, 8:10 PM BST

I was told that in Japan men wash their hands before having a jimmy riddle. This may be bollocks. But that's what I heard. Errr

What? They wash their bollocks? That makes it OK then.

:D

Quote: David Chapman @ April 26 2008, 9:09 PM BST

What? They wash their bollocks? That makes it OK then.

That makes even less sense than the rest of your posts.

Are you surprised?

Yes. I thought he'd already hit the bottom of the barrel.

It's an infinite barrel I think! Like one of those wells in cartoons where you drop something in and it never lands...

If that is true, then there is truly no help for the world.

There could be some kind of quest to find an end to it. It could be like a less awful version of Lord of the Rings...

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