Quote: Aaron @ April 26 2008, 1:35 AM BSTTaken you apart? With a big cock up your bum bum, split you, you mean?
Words fail me.
Quiz ya! Page 40
What can I say, it's freaking late! *shrug*
Soooooooooo, Anyyyywayyyyyyy,
last attempt to leave this for others who missed tonight.
In the meantime, with all the small but important talk I have to highlight the overnight question again>>>>>>>>
Q20/. we mentioned earlier a substance that makes the penis erect. What else, in your opinion, might make the penis erect?
This can be worth anything from 0-5 points for the best answer. to give you a clue, I once gave someone 2 points for ''Felicity Kendall'' cos it made me giggle. The best possible answer is already in my head and should be fairly obvious if you think about it.
I'll judge it tomorrow and good answers will score something. Newcomers to the quiz are also welcome.
Deadline for best answers>>>> 1 pm.
Keep the answers coming - as it were.
good night and thanks to all who have taken me apart tonight.
Quote: thing @ April 26 2008, 2:13 AM BSTQ20/. we mentioned earlier a substance that makes the penis erect. What else, in your opinion, might make the penis erect?
The end of a gun...GET UP YOU LAZY BUGGER!
Ummm.... good looking naked folk? good looking clothed folks but in reality I suppose it's blood that is pumping through the penis.
RIGOR MORTIS
STIFF IN SO MANY WAYS
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KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.
Rumours of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.
Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.
"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.
Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.
"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.
"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.
Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.
"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.
BLING
Quote: thing @ April 26 2008, 2:13 AM BSTlast attempt to leave this for others who missed tonight.
In the meantime, with all the small but important talk I have to highlight the overnight question again>>>>>>>>
Q20/. we mentioned earlier that blood makes the penis erect. What else, in your opinion, might make the penis erect?
This can be worth anything from 0-5 points for the best answer. to give you a clue, I once gave someone 2 points for ''Felicity Kendall'' cos it made me giggle. The best possible answer is already in my head and should be fairly obvious if you think about it.
I'll judge it tomorrow and all good answers will score something. Newcomers to the quiz are also welcome.
Deadline for best answers>>>> 1 pm.
Keep the answers coming - as it were.
A good blow job?
There's no such thing as a bad blow job Ms Ellie 
Indeed... not from me anyway.
ooooh.
She's offering.
Ah yes, rigor mortis, that was the answer.
Kind of gross.
Call it your little soldier and make it stand to attention. Does it for me anyway.