Just a quick idea. Let me know what you think, Thanks.
THREE POSH PEOPLE ARE STANDING IN A GARDEN LOOKING THROUGH A WINDOW. BEHIND THE WINDOW IS A MAN WATCING THE TV. ALL THREE POSH PEOPLE SPEAK WITH POSH ACCENTS.
1st Posh Person
So, here we have the world famous 'common' man. His name is Kevin, he is 38 and has two children, Lucy and James. He works as a builder and..
(THE MAN SPOTS THE THREE PEOPLE LOOKING AT HIM)
Man
What you doing? (JUMPS OUT OF CHAIR AND OPENS FRONT DOOR)
1st Posh Person
Right, this is a first, we are actually about to communicate with a 'common' man, it is important to avoid eye contact at all times.
Man
What the f**k you doing? Get out of my garden now!
1st Posh Person
Ah, this is a classic example of 'common man's anger.'
Man
No, this is a case of get the f**k out of my garden or I'll knock you into next week anger.
2nd Posh Person
Oh gosh, what do we do?
1st Posh Person
Just keep calm, avoid eye contact and leave the garden. (THEY LEAVE GARDEN)
Man
Dickheads! (SLAMS DOOR)
3rd Posh Person
Wow, that was frightfully amazing.
1st Posh Person
Yes it was and it can only get better.(SMILES) Now we move on to 32a Delaware Crescent were we will observe Vicky, a 36 year old woman with one teenage child. This one is also special because she has appeared on both the Jeremy Kyle and Trisha Goddard show.
(THE OTHER TWO POSH PEOPLE LAUGH IN EXCITEMENT)