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Things that piss you off Page 125

Quote: EllieJP @ April 24 2008, 10:19 AM BST

Honey AND fish? :O

Yup, I refer you to:

Quote: roscoff @ April 24 2008, 12:58 AM BST

Bear support. Even MORE fruity with added honey and fish and perfectly tailored to my needs.

Garlic.

Garlic bread's luvverly.

I dont know erm garlic with icecream?

Quote: ian_w @ April 24 2008, 12:02 PM BST

Garlic bread's luvverly.

Passable. The smell of cooking garlic though, Jesus, it should be punishable by death. (No pun intended.)

I have tummy ache. :(

Awwww! *hug* ... *but a gentle one to not squish your tummy*

I have wallet ache after overspending by £7 in the wrong bloody shop this morning. :(

Quote: Aaron @ April 25 2008, 7:13 PM BST

Awwww! *hug* ... *but a gentle one to not squish your tummy*

I have wallet ache after overspending by £7 in the wrong bloody shop this morning. :(

How do you spend money in the wrong shop? I can't even imagine how it would happen. Did you pop into the butchers to buy a pair of shoes or a flannel or something?

He walked home wearing two roast chickens on his feet.

What are the chances?

Quote: zooo @ April 25 2008, 7:23 PM BST

He walked home wearing two roast chickens on his feet.

What are the chances?

Higher than you'd imagine for Aaron, I reckon. I grieve for your dicky tummy, incidentally. Do you have the squits, or is it just a general pain?

It may be my special lady time.

But as a lady, I couldn't possibly divulge that sensitive information.

You're just overcompensating now for that whole Zooo's in the gays thing.

Ha!
I wish.

May I recommend a course of finding fault with everything I do/say for the next three days? It works wonders for Mrs Bandage.

Will do!

Might throw a plate later too.

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