Quote: Tuumble @ April 24 2008, 1:28 PM BSTThis is't a scripted comedy - it's a reality show. Welcome to my life!
I did wonder where Barrowman was kept during the week...
Dan
Worst idea for a sitcom Page 46
Journey to the Centre of the Dirth
Story of Micheal Jacob's 'Comedy College' and narrowing down of the useless comedy attempts from 'far more than expected' to 'just a few'. In particular we focus on one big piece of shit from some bloke who thinks he can write funny film/sitcom synopses but everyone is too polite to tell him he sucks. The best resolution for this is silence, as there is no better cure for a useless comedy-writer than complete silence. Silent nothingness is the feedback they all crave. Sarcasticly uplifting. At least until the bit with the acid bath and the melon.
'Dire' -- AA Gill
'Where the f**k is your spare tyre?' -- Gill, AA
Dan
Quote: EllieJP @ April 24 2008, 12:20 PM BSTJust part of site rules... and Aaron will come on you...
Is this just Aaron or can anyone join in?
Roscoff! Behave! 
And only one special bear is allowed to come on me...
It'd better not be Pooh. Did I really say that?
You really did! Bleurgh
Yeh. Bleurgh. Spanks himself hard 
Holby shoe
Tension, romance, and bewildered looking ex soap actors, in drama series on Holby's last cobblers.
Air Wolfe
Wild haired 80s TV science Boffin fights injustice, in great big chopper with guns.
Thatch of the gay.
Dreary football pundits on a Saturday afternoon compare exPM with famous gay blokes. In a frankly unlikely fantasy football league.
Quote: sootyj @ April 24 2008, 9:46 PM BSTAir Wolfe
Wild haired 80s TV science Boffin fights injustice, in great big chopper with guns.
There will be very few on this site who will know about the Wolfe of who you speak. I can't remember the name of the programme though. He was bald with sticky out hair and German I think. Was it Heinz Wolfe?
Heinz Wolfe indeedy
Clegg in the bed
Which political commentator can guess how women Clegg has shagged this week. Bonus round on how many times he got turned down and had a wank instead.
You're going Brown.
Hated unsmiling Labour PM offers kinky sex acts to his own party to not vote against the unified income tax band.
Quote: sootyj @ April 24 2008, 11:09 PM BSTClegg in the bed
Which political commentator can guess how women Clegg has shagged this week. Bonus round on how many times he got turned down and had a wank instead.
LOL.
Air Wolf
An ancient ex-gladiator is suspended by his testicles whilst trying to grab over-sized cue tips with which to batter his large pack.
Blue Chunder,
Daring helicopter cop, with motion sickness pukes justice all over LA.
Probably has a partner whose a porn star, or a dolphin for the blue bit.
The Beeny
Property program from the 70s, where Sarah Beeny roughs up, and fits up unenthusiastic property buyer. It's got a big garden you slag!
Bunk Bed Boys 2.
Thomas the Frank Engine
Thomas was a special engine, not only could he talk, but he had the voice of unfunny racist comedian Jim Nick Nick Davidson.
Oi get on the track Chalkie I want to run you over.
Holby Pink
Uninteresting goings on in Holby's gay health advice centre