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What's the worst insult anyone's ever given you? Page 2

Quote: Sofa_Matt @ April 24 2008, 3:43 PM BST

Me and my mates used to play this game, you had to insult the next person without using any abusive language (it was a drinking game, enough said), and this one really cut me down at the time:

"I heard your father wished that you were the milkman's son" Laughing out loud

Could be a "That's you that is" thread on the cards

A delightful young lady I use to know (She was my boyfriend's, best friend's, girlfriend, and seemed to be under the impression that I'd been after her boyfriend. She was mistaken), once told me that she hoped I "get raped like the dirty whore you are'...

I'm so middle class, I was too shocked to respond with anything more than :O

I got called sweet once.

Oh and a family friend who use to write for the Archers, got sacked because they said "he wasn't taking it seriously". I think he rather took that as a compliment though.

Quote: Rebecca Davies @ April 24 2008, 4:57 PM BST

A delightful young lady I use to know (She was my boyfriend's, best friend's, girlfriend, and seemed to be under the impression that I'd been after her boyfriend. She was mistaken), once told me that she hoped I "get raped like the dirty whore you are'...

I'm so middle class, I was too shocked to respond with anything more than :O

Was she pregnant by 20, already with 2 kids?

Quote: Sofa_Matt @ April 24 2008, 3:43 PM BST

Me and my mates used to play this game, you had to insult the next person without using any abusive language (it was a drinking game, enough said), and this one really cut me down at the time:

"I heard your father wished that you were the milkman's son" Laughing out loud

"Your Mum wishes she'd swallowed."

"Your Dad wishes your Mum had had a headache."

And variations thereof.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ April 24 2008, 2:42 PM BST

A colleague tells me that the Welsh for "double click" on a mouse is dwbleclickio. Is this true?

Oh God I hope so. The Welsh for computer is Cyfrifiadur which nobody outside of schools ever says and the Welsh for sex is ewe.

Laughing out loud

I know a Welsh word. Cerrig. Means 'stone', or something like that. I think. Yes? No?

Yes. And Cerrigidiau means stoned

edit: I just made that up but it sounds good.

My cousin is called Cerrig.

True story.

I'm lucky never to have been insulted, but should it one day happen, I'm hoping someone will tell me that they shit on all twenty four of my disciples balls.

Aha! You must have some Welsh blood in you somewhere. Oh the shame. You'll be like Ian Hislop who on 'Who Do You Think You Are?' was visibly devastated to be born in The Mumbles which makes it all the funnier.

Can I have some Welsh in me?

Quote: Aaron @ April 24 2008, 5:05 PM BST

Was she pregnant by 20, already with 2 kids?

Not to encourage stereotypes or generalisations. But yes. yes she was.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 24 2008, 5:44 PM BST

Can I have some Welsh in me?

Pick me! Pick me!
Wave Wave

Don't pick Gethin!

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