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Quote: EllieJP @ April 24 2008, 1:50 PM BST

Is it bad I laughed at all of them... Plop and lob being especially explosve.

You laughed at 'funeral', what's wrong with you, you heartless strumpet?

Not to worry my little piratey person.
Plop and blob are in fairness funny in almost any situation. I recommend spending half an hour with the Aaronmeister discussing binary numbers and how many gigabytes it takes to change a light bulb. That'll stop you laughing. If that doesn't work ask him to show you his willy.
If you're gonna laugh then you might as well make it a big one. Or not in this case.

I know! I couldn't help it. I told you, I laugh at anything. If you want someone to laugh at your stand up shows guys - I'm your audience!

Quote: EllieJP @ April 24 2008, 11:33 AM BST

I have decided my opinion on comedy means jack shit. I have such a happy personality, I literally laugh at anything. Something has to be REALLY bad (or violent...I don't like You've Been Framed) for me not to laugh. This is bad... but good for me! :)

Don't have to tell me twice...

In fact, it was because of you Paul I realised this.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 24 2008, 2:16 PM BST

In fact, it was because of you Paul I realised this.

Paul I'm not sure whether you should be thankful or never speak to her again. I'll let you choose!

Quote: EllieJP @ April 24 2008, 2:16 PM BST

In fact, it was because of you Paul I realised this.

I need to go to the doctors because I'm really hurt.

*picks up knife*

(and makes a sandwich)

Quote: Paul W @ April 24 2008, 3:19 PM BST

(and makes a sandwich)

Mmm, sandwich.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ April 24 2008, 3:33 PM BST

Mmm, sandwich.

Don't get me started.

I see Leevil's just logged on. Do you think he has some sort of alert system when the word 'sandwich' is used?

Quote: Graham Bandage @ April 24 2008, 4:00 PM BST

I see Leevil's just logged on. Do you think he has some sort of alert system when the word 'sandwich' is used?

Yes, it took hours* of coding but we got it done.

Weeks*

A friend of mine (no, really) actually has alerts set up on his computer for when 'boobs' (or a variant thereof, e.g. tits, melons, baps, etc) is said in a chat room he's logged into.

I'm convinced it involves a flashing police light on top of his desk.

Got me thinking, I wonder if the older you get, the more you lose your sense of humour?
Seriously. When you're a baby you laugh at 'boo', when you're a kid you laugh at knock knock jokes and the like, etc etc, and you just seem to laugh at less and less as you age.
I suppose the ultimate test - is there anything that makes you laugh Chapman?

The sight of his own penis?

Or maybe it tickles when Charley's got it in her mouth?

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