MAN WALKS INTO THE TOILETS OF A RUN DOWN PUB. HE HEADS INTO A CUBICLE BUT IT'S SO DISGUSTING HE COMES STRAIGHT OUT AGAIN. ANOTHER MAN WALKS IN AND IS ABOUT TO GO INTO THE CUBICLE BEFORE HE IS STOPPED BY MAN 1.
MAN 1: I wouldn't go in there without gas mask mate. It's bloody awful.
MAN 2 LOOKS INSIDE AT THE HORROR AND SCRUNCHES HIS FACE UP AND MAKES A HASTY RETREAT. OUTSIDE MAN 1 IS SQUATTING OVER THE SINK WITH HIS TROUSERS ROUND HIS ANKLES.
MAN 1: It's terrible isn't it? How can people be so disgusting?
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