Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 23 2008, 6:04 PM BST
...and if we're onto bad chat up lines Ellie then don't get me started!
Go on spill the beans!!
What's the nicest thing anyone's said about you? Page 6
Oh they're probably common but awful all the same...Worst one recently has been "Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?" and was told very suggestively also about "using the sixth form stair case"...
LOL!! Did he say that with a straight face?
-strikes it off reptoire.
Yep completely straight faced! I just walked off and shook my head.
aww poor guy was prob gutted he'd been working up courage to say it for ages.
Oh I don't think so. He's a friend of my brother's in the year below me who thinks he's amazing. Plus the only reason he'd need courage to talk to me is because I come across a bit crazy...
When I was at college and just had my hair cut. My tutor said I looked like a young Christian Slater, like fecking wow, I was so buzzing! Wow, thanks I said, and he looked at me as if he was really pissed off and said it wasn't a compliment it was just an observation.
Yeah, whatever!!
Oh look, 2008 posts. Does that mean you're Jesus?
In my younger days I was strutting my stuff (I can say that because I'm hip and in'd da hood??????) and a young lady came up and started dancing with me and low and behold by the end of the night we ended up having the old rumpy-pumpy. Anyway. When I asked her what made her come and dance with me she said 'I dunno really'. So guys if a a girl replies to any question 'I dunno really' it's a compliment and a green light for full on sex. However don't quote this post when you get arrested and put in jail. As if that would happen!
Edited by Aaron.
Quote: Aaron @ April 24 2008, 12:51 AM BSTOh look, 2008 posts. Does that mean you're Jesus?
Well, we do have one thing in common.
Anyway, that was all in the past, I've moved on now to some point in the future.
Shit, I wonder what it'll be like in the year of YOUR post count?
His avatar will just be browner.
Quote: Gavin @ April 23 2008, 6:08 PM BSTGo on spill the beans!!
That's some chat-up line.
"You look like a rapist, but the kind that will not act up on it."
Aw, thanks mum.
Quote: Leevil @ April 24 2008, 8:59 AM BST"You look like a rapist, but the kind that will not act up on it."
Aw, thanks mum.
Quote: roscoff @ April 24 2008, 12:52 AM BSTa young lady came up and started dancing with me and low and behold by the end of the night we ended up having the old rumpy-pumpy.
Such class. Did you even know her name?