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Champions League Semis Page 2

Are you trying to say I'm light in the loafers?

Oh look, Liverpool own goal!

Quote: Winterlight @ April 22 2008, 9:37 PM BST

Are you trying to say I'm light in the loafers?

Oh look, Liverpool own goal!

Pool should have been out of sight.

Chelsea looked garbage.

I thought Chelsea did more in the second half. They messed up so many chances though.

F**king Jan Arne Riise!

Heskey, Tevez and now Riise! I can hear my brother-in-law (United fan) laughing now. Grrr!

Quote: Curt @ April 22 2008, 8:38 PM BST

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Ahem!

What a wonderful result!

Those scousers are usually so jammy - why are they in the Champions League when they only finish 4th every year?

Talk about eternal failures.

Come on you Blues.

Come on Barcelona. I f**king HATE Manchester United sooooooooooo much!

Radio 5 live joke:

John Arne Riise has been arrested by cops on the M62, apparently he was heading in the wrong direction.

Football is a bit like rain. It clears the f**king streets for decent people to walk on them.

:D

I can't believe we (Man Utd) managed to keep it at 0-0. Barcelona overwhelmed them.

Quote: Winterlight @ April 23 2008, 9:35 PM BST

I can't believe we (Man Utd) managed to keep it at 0-0. Barcelona overwhelmed them.

Oh dear. No away goals. What a shame!

Come on Barca.

Yes David, come on Barca! Then we (Liverpool) can go on to win our sixth European Cup!

Quote: Paul Carroll @ April 23 2008, 10:53 PM BST

Yes David, come on Barca! Then we (Liverpool) can go on to win our sixth European Cup!

I think you've got it slightly wrong there.

Quote: David Chapman @ April 23 2008, 12:24 AM BST

What a wonderful result!

Those scousers are usually so jammy - why are they in the Champions League when they only finish 4th every year?

Talk about eternal failures.

Come on you Blues.

Come on Barcelona. I f**king HATE Manchester United sooooooooooo much!

Yes, Liverpool shouldn't really be there but 18 championships, 5 European Cups, 3 UEFA Cups, 7 FA Cups and 7 League Cups hardly makes them eternal failures. Also note that Liverpool hold the lead in titles won amongst all English clubs in each of those competitions except the FA Cup.

In the last 10 seasons, here are the respective trophy cabinets of the big four:

Arsenal (11) - 3 Premierships, 4 FA Cups, 4 Community Shields
Chelsea (8) - 2 Premierships, 2 FA Cups, 2 League Cups, 2 Community Shields
Liverpool (10) - 1 Champions League, 1 UEFA Cup, 2 FA Cups, 2 League Cups, 2 European Super Cups, 2 Community Shields
Man Utd (11) - 1 Champions League, 5 Premierships, 2 FA Cups, 1 League Cup, 2 Community Shields

No titles but 10 trophies aint to be sniffed at.

Community shield and European super cup? Pah!

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