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What's the nicest thing anyone's said about you? Page 5

Was you wearing a "Don't touch the glass" sign?

Quote: Leevil @ January 29, 2008, 12:27 PM

Was you wearing a "Don't touch the glass" sign?

Laughing out loud

:$

I was told today that I had a nice arse. As that is now the third time that's happened - I must REALLY have a nice arse.

Wonder if they just mean that I have an effective shit distributor.

I was told I had pretty eyes at Saturday night - I am pretty sure it was a chat up line...

The best chat up lines have the truth in them.

:)

I remember at school that there was this girl who was asking me out (without permission) on behalf of another girl. She was absolutely horrified that I was being put forward as a potential suitor.

Clearly she hadn't seen my nice arse.

Ah I hate that "My friend says..." lark.

me to they always screw it up.

I didn't think it really happened unless it was in a tv programme...

depends how likely it is to happen.

I don't think I've known it to happen personally...

Quote: Marc P @ April 23 2008, 5:22 PM BST

The best chat up lines have the truth in them.

:)

See THAT'S a good chat up line! ;)

"you are so handsome" -mom

Quote: Curt @ April 23 2008, 6:03 PM BST

"you are so handsome" -mom

Laughing out loud

...and if we're onto bad chat up lines Ellie then don't get me started!

Quote: EllieJP @ April 23 2008, 6:00 PM BST

See THAT'S a good chat up line! ;)

;)

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