I've got a knob like Carol Smiley? I don't know Godot it's not just working for me. She has got shiny teeth though.
Sore knob Page 2
"I've got a cock like a punched peperami"
"My cock's that sore it looks like Freddie Kruger's nose"
"I've got a bell-end like a bacon Frazzle"
"My jap's eye feels like a slip on a still-saw"
I've got a cock like a Bombay Bad Boy Super Noodle"
etc...
Quote: oldcowgrazing @ April 22 2008, 5:29 PM BST*Thinks long and hard* Nope sorry.
"I've thought long and hard for a description of my penis... but neither is accurate"
Moving to General.
And it's Charley not Charlie...
Yeah, edited. Innit.
"I've got a cock as sore as a Welshman who's just spent a week's holiday on a sheep farm."
That actually sounds rather Blackadder-ish.
Captian Picard seeing 5 lights?
An SS trooper that's been punched on the nose
A blind blacksmith's thumb
The very last turkey in the shop
My nob feels as if it's wearing a barbed wire willy warmer.
A policeman's truncheon in Brixton?
A sausage dog that's been humped by a great dane?
Rocky Balboa'ed? Because while he was rock hard at one point by the end of the movie he's been beaten and bruised but always ready to go another round.
Quote: sootyj @ April 22 2008, 8:28 PM BSTA policeman's truncheon in Brixton?
Quote: Curt @ April 22 2008, 8:30 PM BSTRocky Balboa'ed? Because while he was rock hard at one point by the end of the movie he's been beaten and bruised but always ready to go another round.
LOL.
Quote: jdubya @ April 22 2008, 4:17 PM BSTI'm looking for an interesting way to describe the state of a penis after much rigorous sex.
Anyone? Charley?
You know... something like: "I've got a cock like a blind joiner's thumb."
Cock F**ked!
Cockosoreus!
Quote: Perry Nium @ April 22 2008, 6:40 PM BST"My cock's that sore it looks like Freddie Kruger's nose"
etc...
beautiful.
Quote: jdubya @ April 22 2008, 10:47 PM BSTbeautiful.
I aim to please, sir.
"Willy's weary and wearing a woolly warmer"
My cock's that sore its like I've lost my virginity to a badger
My cock feels like I've made love to a toilet duck
Ok, so I have an obsession with animals 