Sore knob

I'm looking for an interesting way to describe the state of a penis after much rigorous sex.

Anyone? Charley?

You know... something like: "I've got a cock like a blind joiner's thumb."

Is it for a visit to the doctors?

My cocks as swollen as a Virgin balloon, only it just won't come down

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no it's for a line of dialogue and it's hurting my head.

if you'll excuse the pun.

I'm a bit disappointed that Rogers profanosaurus doesn't have a cross referencing facility. it'd make being disgusting so much easier.

Friction-chaffed peperami?

Dan

Quote: jdubya @ April 22 2008, 4:36 PM BST

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no it's for a line of dialogue and it's hurting my head.

if you'll excuse the pun.

I'm a bit disappointed that Rogers profanosaurus doesn't have a cross referencing facility. it'd make being disgusting so much easier.

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If you can't think of a line, you can't think of one - you'll have to restructure what's gone before. You can't ask someone else to come up with one for you.

George Bush does.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ April 22 2008, 4:44 PM BST

If you can't think of a line, you can't think of one - you'll have to restructure what's gone before. You can't ask someone else to come up with one for you.

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You can't think of one either, then eh?

I've got a cock like a courgette that's just had an encounter with Dehlia Smith's rotary grinder.

But enough of my problems I'll try and think of a line.

*Thinks long and hard* Nope sorry.

Quote: Marc P @ April 22 2008, 4:59 PM BST

I've got a cock like a courgette that's just had an encounter with Dehlia Smith's rotary grinder.

But enough of my problems I'll try and think of a line.

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I love that. If i can use it, AND it gets made I promise to give you a writing credit.

it's all very hypothetical, but is that okay?

Can I have some money instead?

Only kidding.

It is my gift to you and to the world.

if it gets made I promise you can have money.

It's not money I crave it's respect.

Quote: jdubya @ April 22 2008, 4:54 PM BST

You can't think of one either, then eh?

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Why don't you put a smiley in your script where your joke should be.