I'm looking for an interesting way to describe the state of a penis after much rigorous sex.
Anyone? Charley?
You know... something like: "I've got a cock like a blind joiner's thumb."
I'm looking for an interesting way to describe the state of a penis after much rigorous sex.
Anyone? Charley?
You know... something like: "I've got a cock like a blind joiner's thumb."
Is it for a visit to the doctors?
My cocks as swollen as a Virgin balloon, only it just won't come down
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no it's for a line of dialogue and it's hurting my head.
if you'll excuse the pun.
I'm a bit disappointed that Rogers profanosaurus doesn't have a cross referencing facility. it'd make being disgusting so much easier.
Friction-chaffed peperami?
Dan
Quote: jdubya @ April 22 2008, 4:36 PM BST))
no it's for a line of dialogue and it's hurting my head.
if you'll excuse the pun.
I'm a bit disappointed that Rogers profanosaurus doesn't have a cross referencing facility. it'd make being disgusting so much easier.
If you can't think of a line, you can't think of one - you'll have to restructure what's gone before. You can't ask someone else to come up with one for you.
George Bush does.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ April 22 2008, 4:44 PM BSTIf you can't think of a line, you can't think of one - you'll have to restructure what's gone before. You can't ask someone else to come up with one for you.
You can't think of one either, then eh?
I've got a cock like a courgette that's just had an encounter with Dehlia Smith's rotary grinder.
But enough of my problems I'll try and think of a line.
*Thinks long and hard* Nope sorry.
Quote: Marc P @ April 22 2008, 4:59 PM BSTI've got a cock like a courgette that's just had an encounter with Dehlia Smith's rotary grinder.
But enough of my problems I'll try and think of a line.
I love that. If i can use it, AND it gets made I promise to give you a writing credit.
it's all very hypothetical, but is that okay?
Can I have some money instead?
Only kidding.
It is my gift to you and to the world.
if it gets made I promise you can have money.
It's not money I crave it's respect.
Quote: jdubya @ April 22 2008, 4:54 PM BSTYou can't think of one either, then eh?
Why don't you put a smiley in your script where your joke should be.