Quote: roscoff @ April 22 2008, 12:04 AM BSTTut tut. If you were up on your sheepology ewe (see what I did there) would know sheep don't have tear ducts. However they do have the ability to look longingly into your eyes. Which is nice.
How does a Welshman find sheep in long grass?
Very satisfying.
Quote: Gavin @ April 21 2008, 6:59 PM BSTPaul W have you been possessed by the Matey Pirate?
Ye gads! Matey!! Oh, I miss childhood.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 21 2008, 6:36 PM BSTIf we were in the American West they'd get you to pee on a cloth then put it on your neck
Mmmm. Kinky.
Quote: Paul W @ April 21 2008, 6:54 PM BSTNo, if anything I'd go for a hot bubble bath too.
done that.
Quote: Aaron @ April 21 2008, 7:31 PM BSTGet your Missus to give you a blowie. Might not stop the cold, but it'll take your mind off the liquid expelling from your nasal passages for a bit...
she refused on the grounds of catching my bug. Is that even possible? To catch a cold virus off a penis? I can't remember seeing my knob sneeze.
Quote: zooo @ April 21 2008, 7:00 PM BSTCan anyone think of someone famous a tabloid might refer to as a 'flamehaired funnyman'?
Ronald McDonald?
The Young Ones vs Sponge Bob Square Pants
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpaAmYp2LGI
The Young Ones vs Thomas the Tank Engine
Quote: ian_w @ April 22 2008, 12:53 AM BSTYe gads! Matey!! Oh, I miss childhood.
Are you on a register?
Quote: Perry Nium @ April 22 2008, 2:06 AM BSTshe refused on the grounds of catching my bug. Is that even possible? To catch a cold virus off a penis? I can't remember seeing my knob sneeze.
Well, not 'sneeze' in the cold sense anyway.
That politician's chin in lopsided. Weird.
He is lopsided full stop.
Quote: Aaron @ April 22 2008, 10:07 AM BSTAre you on a register?
Nope, sorry, just can't work this one out.
Quote: Aaron @ April 22 2008, 11:02 AM BST
I bet it really is all about love.
One would hope so. Even moreso in their case, 'cos they've not got much else going for them.
Meh - so I've had a REALLY stressful day at work... would anyone like to give me some love and a hug? Bit emotional. 
Quote: EllieJP @ April 23 2008, 1:57 PM BSTMeh - so I've had a REALLY stressful day at work... would anyone like to give me some love and a hug? Bit emotional.
Ellie...I waiting with open arms. 
Thanks Tuumble... I need a good hug! 
Ellie is awesome *pats her on the head*
Fank noo Curt, but you've messed my hair up!
