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I just read it today in one of those rubbish 'rumours about celebs that we can't name, but we'll give you vague hints' gossip pages in a crappy tabloid.
Just some druggie stuff. Wondered who it was!
Oh, they called him a 'romeo' too. Which is why I wasn't sure about it being Chris Evans. He was maybe a romeo 10 years back when he pulled Billie, but not since then, surely?

Hmmmm. Flame-haired romeo comic? *strokes chin*

Trouble is, we all know how loose their definition of "comic"/"comedian" etc is. *continues to stroke chin ... then scratches, 'cos it itches*

I'm feeling good. Just done the Pump It Up fitness DVD and eaten a very healthy stuffed pepper meal! yummmm

I am going to use my new treadmill in a little while :)

Go you!

What do you call a sheep tied up to a lamp post in the middle of Cardiff?

A leisure centre.

In other news (quite literally, and in more ways than one)...

Quote: EllieJP @ April 21 2008, 8:11 PM BST

I'm feeling good. Just done the Pump It Up fitness DVD and eaten a very healthy stuffed pepper meal! yummmm

So what exactly do you pump up? Or shouldn't I ask?

Don't ask - for men it's practically soft porn!

Quote: EllieJP @ April 21 2008, 9:46 PM BST

Don't ask - for men it's practically soft porn!

hellz yea! You know what's super hot? My fiancee bought a mini trampoline and she does what she calls 'rebound' exercises. Oh yea! gigidy gigidy.
I think I'm going to go for a run right now. lataz

Quote: EllieJP @ April 21 2008, 9:46 PM BST

Don't ask - for men it's practically soft porn!

I highly doubt that.

Quote: Aaron @ April 21 2008, 9:35 PM BST

What do you call a sheep tied up to a lamp post in the middle of Cardiff?

A leisure centre.

Racist-ban him. I mean yourself.

Quote: roscoff @ April 21 2008, 11:03 PM BST

Racist-ban him. I mean yourself.

He's just cranky because he lost his chimney brush.

Quote: Aaron @ April 21 2008, 9:35 PM BST

In other news (quite literally, and in more ways than one)...

Oh my god! How embarrassing.

Quote: zooo @ April 21 2008, 11:22 PM BST

Oh my god! How embarrassing.

Inddeeeeeeeeeeed.

Quote: roscoff @ April 21 2008, 11:03 PM BST

Racist-ban him. I mean yourself.

A Welsh bloke is having a driving lesson. When the instuctor says "can you make a u-turn?", the Taffy replies "Make a ewe turn? I can make its f**kin' eyes water!"

Quote: Aaron @ April 21 2008, 11:45 PM BST

A Welsh bloke is having a driving lesson. When the instuctor says "can you make a u-turn?", the Taffy replies "Make a ewe turn? I can make its f**kin' eyes water!"

Tut tut. If you were up on your sheepology ewe (see what I did there) would know sheep don't have tear ducts. However they do have the ability to look longingly into your eyes. Which is nice.

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