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Rita, Sue & Spongebob Too
Rita and Sue's naughty shennanigans are mopped up by a cartoon sponge. With a face.

Michael Claypole
George Clooney takes on the role as the son of the infamous Rent-a-Ghost jester, who acts as a 'Fixer', mopping up the mess caused by pantomime horses or sneezing Coronation Street actresses.

Kevin & Stacey
Matthew Horne refuses to take part in a further series of the hit sitcom, stating that he's taken the role of Essex-boy-in-Citroen-Saxo as far as he can after twelve episodes. Kevin Costner is drafted in as a replacement after it turns out a large block of mahogany is not quite wooden enough for the role.

The Timpsons
Twenty years of animated tales about the goings-on in a key-cutters. Misguided.

Dan

Swertyd those rock, your obviously a Jedi of a pun. But a Paduwan, or a Master?

Gordon Browned of Music.

When Tony Blair leaves the Labour Party, can an innocent young chancellor teach his part to sing again? "Climb every tax hike," "Doh, oh dear, so feeble, we're stuck up Bush's bum."

Brown Sugar.

A 60s rock and roll Scots Prime Minister, fails to sufficently sweeten the sale of Northern Rock.

We will Northern Rock you.

Nuff said.

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Michael Claypole
George Clooney takes on the role as the son of the infamous Rent-a-Ghost jester, who acts as a 'Fixer', mopping up the mess caused by ... sneezing Coronation Street actresses.

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>_<

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The Timpsons
Twenty years of animated tales about the goings-on in a key-cutters. Misguided.

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Egads I've been Aaron'd again!

Pole to Pole.

Michael Palin attempts to visit every Polish person in England.

Grime Team.

Tony Robinson and his team of street drinkers cum archaeologists search for Lady Sovereign.

Clunge Bob Hair Pants.

"Oh who lives in girls' pants, and's covered in pubes, fishy, and pungent, and unappealing is he. Clunge Bob hair pants, Clunge Bob hair pants."

The fun adventures, of a rather hairy, talking vagine.

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Pole to Pole. Like it.

Clunge Bob Hair Pants. Wrong on SO many levels.

Poor Clunge Bob, he has a song, and a friend Patrick whose a starfish. A chocolate starfish.

The Queens Royal Jew-Billy

Queen Liz decides she wants a royal court Jew, Billy Conolly circumcises him self, and says "Oi" a lot.

Fragile X Cars

Crime drama, with Britain's first all para-autistic police force.

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Ezekiel the Third-Person Jewish Dragon

The plot revolves around the antics of Ezekiel, a Jewish film star who has to cope with the trials and tribulations of thinking he's a dragon and always referring to himself in the third person.

The Fragile X-Files.

Like above, only about aliens and stuff.

Charlton and the Wheelies.

Moderately successful football team, help people in wheel chairs.

Oi, sootyj, put more blank lines in between your synopsis and next show title please. Hard to read otherwise. - Aaron

Will do Aaron.

Charlton Heston and the Wheelies

Charlton Heston wakes up not in heaven, but in a weird world taken over by commies with wheels for legs.
"Take your treads off me you damn dirty wheelie,"

Charlatans and the Wheelies
Rock band take too many drugs, dress up like a kettle witch and Welsh accent the shit out of the poor old wheelies. A happiness dragon with no limb co-ordination (played with aplomb by Pete Doherty) turns up and declares them 'Good Witch, Bad Witch' and sends them packing with their tails between their legs. Back to Manchester-cum-Hardy. Petrifying. Bob Carolgees Film of the Year Winner 2008.

Dan

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Will do Aaron.

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Thanking you.

Finger Bob. An hilarious tale of gay bum fiddling starring Bob Carolgees and Shiton the Dog.

Seven shades of wrong.

(But still amusing.)

Duncan Norvelle's TV Burp.
'There's only one way to find out - CHASE ME'.

They Think It's All Over.
But it isn't as this vehicle for Lee Hurst's 'marvellous' comedic talents show, when his piss poor, self indulgent attempts at gags mean the show over-runs it's allotted 30 minute slot by 7 hours.

Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere.

Kill Bill Will
Occasional BSG poster has a price on his head as online mercenaries attempt his execution by sending him Poisonous Messages.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ April 22 2008, 11:12 AM BST

Kill Bill Will
Occasional BSG poster has a price on his head as online mercenaries attempt his execution by sending him Poisonous Messages.

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