From here to Paternity! Ha! ooh stick you.
Millions Like Huss.
Dreary World War 2 propaganda film promoting the eating of huss.
Trouble in Whore.
Norman Wisdom plays a 1940s pimp who gets one of his girls pregnant.
"Ooh Mr Grimsdale, have you got Vera Drake's phone number?"
I think I might try some of them for Tilt.
Oh Mr Deporter.
Will Hay in controversial comedy role, sending refugees back to Nazi Germany
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Quote: Griff @ April 21 2008, 4:28 PM BSTHow about
Watership Down's Syndrome
Heart-rending tale about a spastic rabbit.
That made me laugh way too much. >_<
Quote: swerytd @ April 21 2008, 4:35 PM BSTAmpersand In Your Face
Bullied by the big stoopids in his youth, a young Aaron Brown turns to punctuation to get his own back. Misguided prequel to the limited success trilogy.
Good, but what about Orson Welles 'The Magnificent Ampersands'.
Sexual Predator
Arnie versus a dodgy guy from his office, who slips Rhohypnol in his drink to take advantage of him at the office Xmas party.
The Germinator
A robot gardener is sent to the past, to ruin Alan Titchmarsh's sunken garden.
Ha ha 600 posts, more than half way to 4 figures!
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Quote: zooo @ April 21 2008, 5:03 PM BSTThat made me laugh way too much. >_<
It's the word "spastic", isn't it?
I do believe it is, yes.
Got me too. Such an amusing word. Moreso to the eye than the ear.
Rhymes with fantastic, elastic, and just about orgasmic.
Joey Deacon 90, the fantastic spastic?
Oh that is very classy
Terry and Dune Worm
Terry was an ordinary 1970s office worker, and husband. Except his wife's a 500 foot worm from the plant Arakis.
Quote: Griff @ April 21 2008, 5:27 PM BSTCome on now, people haven't used the word "spastic" in years.
And we are now putting that right.
Terry and the Brunes
Terry was just like any other 1970s office worker, and husband. Except he was married to an idiosyncratic Glasgow comic strip about a family. This week Terry's boss visits for dinner (again, has the man been evicted), and when the loos broken, wee's in Oor Wullie's bucket.
I'm worried I got every one of the geeky references in that last post.
Winston Smith and Jones.
Anarchic sketch comedy in Big Brother's Britain. As Jones tries more madcap ways to break Smith, where will those rats go next?
Back to the Futile
Michael J Fox stars in his De Lorean time machine that only goes forward 1 second at a time.
Crack to the future.
Michael J Fox brings the future, the one thing it really wants. Highly addictive cocaine derivatives.
Very nice, I fully dof my cap.
Gordon Brown's Magic Monkey Town.
Gordon replaces the entire of both houses of Parliament with Monkey World Dorset's premier monkey rescue centre. Goes berzerk, and has to be destroyed, after the idiot Gibbons of Madagascar tel him dumping 10p rate of income tax was a bad idea.
Suffer the Little Children
Ill-advised Chris Langham vehicle.
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