Ooh that's a good plan...that happened to me once and I picked at random. One of the popular girls grabbed my arm and dragged me to the floor on her way round when I was on a base. 
And Gav! What *is* it with intentional fouling!? I went to watch the football at school to support my friends' team-but infamous Die Hard was on that team. He might as well have rugby tackled one of the guys on the other team-that was how hard he tripped him over!
Quote: Gavin @ April 20 2008, 3:38 PM BSTNor me, Meant I could usually not try very hard and everyone expected it of me
or foul someone and get sent off was a good un.
Haha. Yeah, I don't think we ever had sending offs, or I might have tried. Although I'm too much of a softie to want to hurt people. ... My teacher actually wanted me to join the school rugby team.
gets you off pitch quicker and you don't have to get dressed with everyone else so they cant look at your junk.
Most footballers are closet homosexuals or complete braindead morons.
Quote: zooo @ April 20 2008, 3:38 PM BSTI used to try and get chosen by the teacher to do the picking, that way I could pick all the losers first and make the popular girls feel like shit. Hah.
Haha, genius!
It's interesting, but I've decided I'm just going to live my life a year at a time. Firstly after I left school, my aim was to get a degree, then after Uni I wanted to travel, so I did for a year. Now, I'm looking to branch into the comedy section of the company I work in, but things take time... so I'm just enjoying living in London for the minute. But I expect my dreams will change each year.
When I grow up I want to be a circumciser.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 20 2008, 4:25 PM BSTIt's interesting, but I've decided I'm just going to live my life a year at a time. Firstly after I left school, my aim was to get a degree, then after Uni I wanted to travel, so I did for a year. Now, I'm looking to branch into the comedy section of the company I work in, but things take time... so I'm just enjoying living in London for the minute. But I expect my dreams will change each year.
Says you, lady with coolest job! 
You haven't read her poem, have you?
Quote: Aaron @ April 20 2008, 9:11 PM BSTYou haven't read her poem, have you?
If you ever go round to her house don't let her put the kettle on!
Or if she asks how much milk, for god's sake don't say just a wee drop.
I'm waiting for that poem to come back and bite me in the arse.
Here it is again!
Plight of a PA
I wait for a bus, a tube, a beep,
To take me from my street
To that place where I have a job.
Painful it is, working for a nob.
I open his door, turn on his notebook,
make his tea, an evil look,
What have I done now, to deserve such a frown?
I'm sure he thinks he deserves a crown.
I book his hotels, his flights, his whore.
Flowers for his wife, she knows I'm sure,
That he's a bastard, a twat, a dick.
My nose up his bum makes me sick.
I'm not angry, unpleasant, or bitter
But he really needs to treat me better.
He needs to remember who makes his tea
And whether that's milk in there, or really wee.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 20 2008, 9:27 PM BST
I'm waiting for that poem to come back and bite me in the arse.
Well if the poem won't...ahem 
I still haven't decided.
Fast running out of time then.
I want to do Jessica Alba when I grow up.
I don't.