Hi all, new to the forums as of yesterday. Looks like a good place to post so thought I'd sign up. Speak to you all soon.
Hello (about as original an answer I can muster)
Heylow!
Hola! 
Hey Patiowhore (interesting name)...
You're already in my good books being a fan of Come Dine With Me! 
Enjoy yourself here and welcome.
Nice to meet pati?
Do you work at MacDonalds?
Sorry I'll stop now.
McDonald's*
Hello.
Damn. I knew I should have gone with Wendys.
Or even, Wendy's. 
No. I wanted two of them.
Lovely buns the pair of them.
Welcome to the site.
I like burgers?
Hello and welcome Patiowhore. 
Where on earth did you pluck that name from? (apologies if it's your real one).
She (he?) said somewhere else that s/he was looking at photos of a summer barbecue a few years ago, when it came to mind. I think. Hm?
(P.S. Unless I'm uber-mistaken, it's Patio Whore, not Pati O'Whore.)
Ahhhh!
I think 
Yeah, sorry about any confusion, lol. And the more and more I think about it, it's probably not the best username I could have come up with. As someone has said, looking through some photos on the old digital camera not long before joining up, and unfortunately came across a couple of shots I'd have rather not. There's a particular friend of the family who always finds her way to a party or a BBQ, drinks far too much far too quickly and then whips out the womble noses at the first chance she gets (usually when the disco tracks kick in, but as times gone on, she's not been as picky).
Womble noses? LOL!