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Any Sympathy for the Devil?

Urghhhhhhhh!

I have been so ick.
Pooping & puking at the exact same time. The decisions I have had to make too.
Do I sit on the loo to poop & puke on the floor or vice versa.
Its all my mans fault. He caught it off some Singapore delegate at his work & now it has spread through my house.

I am starving yet can not eat a thing. As soon as I do it all comes back up or out. Even water wont stay down, or in. Poooooooooor Larlene!!!!!!

Having just started a new job I took a day sick & felt so guilty about it I went in & worked some hours that evening. I could just imagine how good it would look if I had puked on a client or shat myself while talking to them.
Sign here Madam Blurghhhhhhhhhh, sorry let me just move those lumps to one side for you.

I have been through every pair of pants I own & 4 pairs of my husbands boxer shorts. All in the space of a few hours. Do you know what sympathy I get from him. None. I get screamed at for soiling his boxers. What a heartless wanker.
So I have popped on here to get some sympathy from my BSG buddies, while I shit my computer chair & puke on the keyboard.

Just stay a safe distance and I'll email you sympathy :P

Aww Charley! I would go for poop in the toilet and be sick into a bowl of some sort...
*virtual hug* This way I don't get ill!

Awwwww! I am blowing you a kiss filled with germs. They are filtering down through the internet connection & right into your keyboard.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 20 2008, 5:50 PM BST

Aww Charley! I would go for poop in the toilet and be sick into a bowl of some sort...
*virtual hug* This way I don't get ill!

I only have a small cereal bowl! :)

Fankoo SBF!

Ah in our family we had a separate mixing bowl for being sick into when we were lickle kiddies.

A sick mixing bowl?

Can I ask what else you use to mix in there?

Ah, the family sick bowl...
Ours was an old red washing up bowl.

Sorry you're sick Charley! :(

See! zooo knows!

I just to give my boys carrier bags. Seeing as how I have banned plastic bags from this house, I had none.

Thanks Zooo. I am loving all this sympathy. I not vely well see.

Aww Charley - get better soon.

Fankoo Ellie.

Where is my old old mate Chappers. He could give me some sympathy as well as his secret to eternal life. Me thinks he is that Wizard from that Wizard thingy.

Wizard of Oz?

Nah. Not him the wizard in the wizardy thing, with golam & that geezer from Lost... I think.

Lord of T' Rings?

YEYYYYYYY!!!

Thats the geezer. Thats the Wizard from the Wizardy thing.

You clever boy you.

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