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The Lurrrrrrve Thread

As there have been a few bang up arguments on the forum lately and I heard on the radio this morning that 'love' notes are back in fashion, I thought I'd start this thread for anyone to show their public (or is that pubic?) affection for fellow forum members. I will start.

Ellie Welly
By
Me

Ellie Welly, you are not smelly
And when I watch George Melly
On the Telly
And eat jelly
I think of you
'Cos jelly Melly and Telly
All rhyme with Ellie
Lovey

And 'cos I know you get jealous Aaron (just look at his face! He's so cuuute) here's one for you.

Aaron
By
Me

Aaron Aaron
Your name nearly rhymes
With Sporran
And you sound like a Scottish Island
Aaron/Arran
Scotland

Awwwwww!

LOL.

I love everyone! Even Aaron (In a cute little puppy way, not an XXX movie way). You are all beautiful people in my eyes!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ April 20 2008, 2:36 PM BST

I love everyone! Even Aaron (In a cute little puppy way, not an XXX movie way).

Thank God for that.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ April 20 2008, 2:36 PM BST

You are all beautiful people in my eyes!

Aww you are definitely a beautiful person Rubes!

Quote: roscoff @ April 20 2008, 2:01 PM BST

Ellie Welly
By
Me

Ellie Welly, you are not smelly
And when I watch George Melly
On the Telly
And eat jelly
I think of you
'Cos jelly Melly and Telly
All rhyme with Ellie
Lovey

Wow - I feel so touched. What a fantastic poem about me! :) Lovey

I never got a poem.
:(

Well I did once, on some toilet walls in school. It was crap though.

I got a poem once...it was more than a bit scary...

I once had this fella walk up to me in a nightclub & recite a poem to me. It was a pile of bollox. It was all about stars & eyes & pools.
I watched him do the same to other girls before me. I think I was his 14th choice. Still I shagged it anyway. Waste not want not.

Haha mine was stars and eyes and pools too! XD

same guy?

Die Hard? Yep. Very creepy!

Laughing out loud

He got around then. Fair play. I tell my boys, "If you want to get laid, just go up & ask 100 women if they fancy it. One will say yes. It is the law of averages. If you have to ask 100 though boys, that makes you ugly, so try & get a yes before double figures if you can".

Ah he didn't get around-just focussed on creeping me out!

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