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It's Saturday; why aren't we all getting drunk? Page 2
I was drunk earlier doing naughty things with lovely people 
Quote: Seefacts @ April 19 2008, 10:22 PM BSTIt is total shit, yeah.
Clubs: Shit music, expensive drinks, full of sweaty dick heads with no tops on, sticky carpets, toilets where you aquaplane on the piss, loud people and tosspots for bar men.
It's good to know it's not just me who shares that view. Though going for a swift one at the pub with mates is always good, especially if there's a quiz.
Clubs are a waste of time. I spend my meagre alcohol allowance when I'm touring the pubs of northern England while visiting the toilet venues of non-league football. You find some real gems. And some that are downright dangerous (tip: never walk into the Workington Railway Mans' Working Club decked out in a superdry jacket, a scruffy wanky Nathan Barley haircut and a pair of battered Converse. You won't fit in. And that will be a problem).
Quote: Seefacts @ April 19 2008, 10:22 PM BSTClubs: Shit music, expensive drinks, full of sweaty dick heads with no tops on, sticky carpets, toilets where you aquaplane on the piss, loud people and tosspots for bar men.
'Aquaplane'? As for the rest, I can only imagine - although I'd rather not.
Quote: zooo @ April 19 2008, 10:23 PM BSTOh god I HATE clubs.
You have just gone even further up in my estimation, oh Great One.
Yeah I hate clubs, although small nice pubs are OK. Was at one yesterday, had a beautiful roast dinner and a few pints of this amazing traditional cider, can't remember it's name?
Wee wee?
Lol, no.
Quote: Aaron @ April 20 2008, 1:29 PM BST'Aquaplane'?
verb
1. rise up onto a thin film of water between the tires and road so that there is no more contact with the road; "the car aquaplaned"
It's a word I really like.
Ahh, I see, yes. The layby syndrome. Classy stuff.
You people are geeks. I love you all, but you are geeks.
#P.s. Sadly I'm one to, just an alcoholic one.
Nothing wrong with getting nice and sozzled once in a while, I think one of the great pleasures in life is sitting in a beer garden in summer in the middle of the day with friends getting gradually drunker and sillier.
Plus when Im toasted I can dance without feeling like a total tit. But I dont go to clubs, clubs are shit.
It's good to see a band in a pub though - although I haven't done that for ages.
My next planned saturday night out is 31 May - Charles Cryer Theatre Carshalton.
Edge of London New Writing Night featuring 2 of my short plays.
Tickets available!!!!
Self publicity. Ban him. I like walking into a place where everybody knows your name. Even if it's wank pot get out.
Quote: jacparov @ April 21 2008, 9:59 PM BSTYou people are geeks. I love you all, but you are geeks.
And bloody proud!
To the title question-Because I am 16 and not at a party!