I need some help regarding a joke wot I made up... Page 2

What about:
A man walks into a shop and says "Hi, I'm Ed Asner, you know, the fat dude on US tv".

Quote: oldcowgrazing @ April 19 2008, 9:51 PM BST

I like all your points. I shall go away and fine tune this joke.

Thanks.

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You're taking the piss now

Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 19 2008, 9:49 PM BST

And its not really a joke is it?

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Well no it's not when you think about it.

Duly noted.

Quote: JohnnyD @ April 19 2008, 9:53 PM BST

What about:
A man walks into a shop and says "Hi, I'm Ed Asner, you know, the fat dude on US tv".

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Who the f**k is Lou Grant?

Quote: zooo @ April 19 2008, 9:56 PM BST

Who the f**k is Lou Grant?

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Oh some fat dude on US tv.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ April 19 2008, 9:54 PM BST

You're taking the piss now

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I don't understand.

What about:
A man walks into a shop and says: "Hi,I'm Ed Asner, you know, the fat dude on US tv. Give me a list of all the local takeaway shops". He then promptly walks out without shutting the door.

Ha!

Man walk's into a shop? What the f**k is a shop?

Hi! I'm Ed Winchester!

Quote: Winterlight @ April 19 2008, 11:48 PM BST

Hi! I'm Ed Winchester!

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No, I'm Ed Winchester/Asner* and so's my wife

*delete as applicable

Hi, I'm Greg Evigan!

Hi!

Quote: oldcowgrazing @ April 19 2008, 9:09 PM BST

and think is quite funny:

A man walks into a shop and says "Hi, I'm Ed Asner", and promptly walks out.

I think this is funny but all the people that I've run this by say it's shite. What do yous lot think?

Be honest.

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Hi,

Just come down for glass of water in the middle of the night and saw this. Maybe this is just a mixed up dream but wasn't he an outspoken president of the Screen Actors' Guild who was involved in a Guild Strike a few decades back? So him walking out is the equivalent of Miriam Karlin in The Rag Trade saying "Everybody Out!" The "shop" in this sense is "union shop" but the word "shop" is used to mislead peeps - the "Ed Asner" is the clue and the "promptly walks out" is the punchline. Are you Reagan reincarnated? Or am I sleepwalking and dreaming this ...? lol

You're sleep walking and dreaming it and so am I.

Quote: roscoff @ April 20 2008, 2:22 AM BST

You're sleep walking and dreaming it and so am I.

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Hi,

Oh, good 'cos I was waiting for someone to say "Noone likes a smartarse" lol