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It's Saturday; why aren't we all getting drunk?

I'm a bit like the Olympic flame - I never go out. Also Match of the Day is about to start.

So come on, you sad bastards, why are you still in tonight?

Also, Aaron, make it so we can have longer thread titles. The title sounds like some dodgy slang.

Cos I have to work tomorrow morning. :(

Plus I don't get hammer(ed!) all that often anyway.

Quote: zooo @ April 19 2008, 10:08 PM BST

Cos I have to work tomorrow morning. :(

Plus I don't get hammer(ed!) all that often anyway.

Nor me, it's over-rated and shit.

I'm also at work tomorrow. That too is over-rated and shit.

Coz it's mega expensive and it's shit, that's my excuse.
I find it much more relaxing and cheaper just being at home in the warm and quiet inhaling my prit stick.

Edited thread topic.

To reply: because it's a f**king pointless waste of money. I can't think of much I'd like to do less. And that includes fondling toddlers.

Aaron, you're very quick on changing those thread titles! You run a right ship, sir.

But now it's lost all the irony that it was intended to have. Now it just looks like I'm 15 years old.

I like to get drunk every now and then. Biannually!
It's the only time I get to be an extrovert. :)

(Wait up, is biannually twice a year, or once every two years? I mean the former.)

Oh, and it's devoid of morals, worth, sophistication, maturity, class, etc.

Quote: Seefacts @ April 19 2008, 10:20 PM BST

But now it's lost all the irony that it was intended to have. Now it just looks like I'm 15 years old.

Got another suggestion?

Quote: Aaron @ April 19 2008, 10:19 PM BST

Edited thread topic.

To reply: because it's a f**king pointless waste of money. I can't think of much I'd like to do less. And that includes fondling toddlers.

It is total shit, yeah.

Clubs: Shit music, expensive drinks, full of sweaty dick heads with no tops on, sticky carpets, toilets where you aquaplane on the piss, loud people and tosspots for bar men.

It's good to know it's not just me who shares that view. Though going for a swift one at the pub with mates is always good, especially if there's a quiz.

Change it to 'pished'. :)

Oh god I HATE clubs.

But a nice bar or pub can be fun!

Quote: Aaron @ April 19 2008, 10:22 PM BST

Oh, and it's devoid of morals, worth, sophistication, maturity, class, etc.

Got another suggestion?

Er . . . No.

Quote: Seefacts @ April 19 2008, 10:22 PM BST

swift one at the pub with mates is always good, especially if there's a quiz.

Errrr?
:D

Quote: thing @ April 19 2008, 10:34 PM BST

Errrr?
:D

I've had a look, but don't know any of the answers . . .

Quote: Seefacts @ April 19 2008, 10:36 PM BST

I've had a look, but don't know any of the answers . . .

Brilliant!

The three left are pretty much googlable - which is what makes it difficult to run a quiz online - but an opportunity for you.

Quote: thing @ April 19 2008, 10:41 PM BST

Brilliant!

The three left are pretty much googlable - which is what makes it difficult to run a quiz online - but an opportunity for you.

I don't Google! That's cheating.

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