Yeah, back when he was Delbert Wilkins, on the Brixton Broadcasting Corporation.
F*** you Dara O'Briain, you big twat Page 2
Quote: Seefacts @ April 19 2008, 7:59 PM BSTNicest, for the record - Lucy Porter! Lovely Lucy Porter.
Ah, she's great. My Mrs hates her though, so can't go see any of her shows! 
Quote: Aaron @ April 19 2008, 8:24 PM BSTAh, she's great. My Mrs hates her though, so can't go see any of her shows!
Under the old thumby!
Yeah, she IS great - really funny. And always gigs in bare feet. Like Zola Budd.
Oh noo, I hate that. Jo Whylie does that. Bit pretentious.
I like Lucy apart from that though!
Although, she's the one I get mixed up with the other one...
Quote: Seefacts @ April 19 2008, 8:24 PM BSTUnder the old thumby!
Yeah, she IS great - really funny. And always gigs in bare feet. Like Zola Budd.
I don't know why, but somehow, I find that annoying. It's like those photos of celebrities, that you see in magazines like OK and HELLO, or the photos on the inside of a CD cover, by some middle-of-the-road singer, like Michael Bolton.
Quote: catskillz @ April 19 2008, 8:31 PM BSTI don't know why, but somehow, I find that annoying. It's like those photos of celebrities, that you see in magazines like OK and HELLO, or the photos on the inside of a CD cover, by some middle-of-the-road singer, like Michael Bolton.
Yeah, it IS a bit annoying come to think of it.
But I really fancy Lucy Porter, I don't fancy Michael Bolton. Not one bit.
Seriously, who the hell wants to see your feet? Put 'em away, love.
(Not counting foot fetishists.)
Quote: zooo @ April 19 2008, 8:34 PM BSTSeriously, who the hell wants to see your feet? Put 'em away, love.
(Not counting foot fetishists.)
I think she wears socks.
Quote: Seefacts @ April 19 2008, 9:00 PM BSTI think she wears socks.
So... not in "bare feet" then. You numpty.
Quote: zooo @ April 19 2008, 9:39 PM BST
So... not in "bare feet" then. You numpty.
I think she does with and without socks to be honest . . .
Honest!
Oh flipping heck!
I never thought I'd be having such a lengthy discussion of Lucy Porter's footwear, to be honest.
Quote: zooo @ April 19 2008, 9:57 PM BSTOh flipping heck!
I never thought I'd be having such a lengthy discussion of Lucy Porter's footwear, to be honest.
Neither did I.
A serious and angry thread has gone all light-hearted.
Quote: zooo @ April 19 2008, 8:25 PM BSTAlthough, she's the one I get mixed up with the other one...
Nina Conti? (But hopefully not Monkey.)
Quote: Seefacts @ April 19 2008, 8:33 PM BSTBut I really fancy Lucy Porter
She is rather.
Yup. Nina.
We need a picture of each one to compare and contrast!
Quote: Aaron @ April 19 2008, 10:16 PM BSTNina Conti? (But hopefully not Monkey.)
They've both gone for very similar tour posters - i.e. looking (or trying to look) sexy.
Porter wins, hands down every time.