Smack The Petey
Pete Doherty tries to grab at a syringe on the end of a stick, for every miss he gets smacked physically, for every win he gets smacked mentally.
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The Jung Ones
Paul Nicolas (reprising his role in Just Good Freuds) and Geoffrey Palmer get together to share student digs in this whacky look at the collective unconscious.
Pete Dick in Tea
Pete is forced to make endless cups of tea, with a tea bag on the end of his winkle. Which he is forced to dip into scolding water.
Edited by Aaron.
The Walsall Packed
Brummies minced in a big machine and sold as dog food.
Took a while that one 
Nice one Mikado.
From Pee to Loo
The Chuckle Brothers attempt to pee in a loo from increasingly long distances
Not Smart
Wacky Kids TV presenters, show how Columbia's number one export keeps them mad! And forgetting that they really wanted to do proper adult shows, with swearing and stuff.
Edited by Aaron.
The Man From Carbuncle
Pete awards prizes to his boils and abcesses.
Really Shameless
Sub moronic chavs copy crime capers they see on TV, and get sent to prison.
This week Shanon's estate try to copy that bit in Dr Who, when the Daleks take over London, except with Wheely Bins.
Quote: sootyj @ April 18 2008, 2:04 PM BSTFrom Pee to Loo.
The Chuckle Brothers attempt to pee in a loo from increasingly long distances.
Teletubbies in the Night Garden
Surprisingly violent kids show, where Teletubbies fight Makapaka et al for who can be the middle class friendly BBC kids show.
Makapakka gets the Ninky Nonk shoved up his fundament.
Edited by Aaron.
Only Fools With Horses
Each week loveable pervert Del "Stable Boy" Trotter sexually assaults a different horse assisted as ever by his simpleton brother Rodney played by Daniel Radcliffe.
The upper gland.
George of the Bungle.
George and Bungle carry on their post Rainbow careers. This week Bungle zips Zippy's mouth shut, before chaining him up, and beating him.
Edited by Aaron.
Pre Hamble
Play School characters get serious in this courtroom drama.
Barmy
Big Purple dinosaur goes berserk and eats people.
Rolf's Fart Tune Club
Rolf plays famous tunes on a harmonica up his jacksy. Can you smell what it is yet?
Edited by Aaron.
Slaughterhouse
Hugh Laurie has had enough! He takes out is massive weapon and blows everyone away.
Quote: sootyj @ April 18 2008, 2:08 PM BSTMakapakka gets the Ninky Nonk shoved up his fundament.
