Marrowban by Barrowman. JB investigates EU Mandarins attempts at vegetable interference.
Sparrowflan by Barrowman. JB infiltrates anti-animal rights paramilitaries.
Worst idea for a sitcom Page 33
LOL.
The Big Job Centre
Where ne'er do wells go to be shat on by prospective employers.
Eat Crowe
The Wacky Races a la Delia as hungry contestants pursue Russell Crowe on a, you've guessed it, wild goose chase across the USA.
The Smurks.
A fun kids show about a village, of Geordie tab ends. Will the evil Gargamel roll them up in a Rizla?
The Day Yesterday.
Chris Morris's new controversial show for Daily Mail readers. About how things were better in the past. This week the controversial holding hands before marriage special.
Edited by Aaron.
Quote: sootyj @ April 16 2008, 9:16 PM BSTEdited by Aaron.
Oooh, I never saw that before! Whatever did you do to justify that, Sooty?
Angered the gramma-puss.
Jack's Bladder
Rowan Atkinson in Ben Elton written sitcom. The year is 2008 and he and Baldrick are bacteria in the lining of John Barrowman's bladder.
Really takes the piss.
Post 500 I'm king of the World!
You're shit and you know you are.
Sitcom abour aspiring sitcom writers who will never ever make it.
But who would write and star in i- Oh.
Quote: Aaron @ April 18 2008, 12:51 PM BSTBut who would write and star in i- Oh.
I'll write it but I cant act.
Some Mothers Really Do 'Ave 'Em
Queezy incest based sitcom, stars Prunella Scales, and John Barrowman. Motherf**ker.
Love Pie's Neighbour
A man highly intollerant of pies and other pastry goods moves next to a Gregg's. They learn to accept each other, with much earthy pie based humour.
"You come over here with your steak and kidney filling, meatier than the ace of spades."
Hocus Focus
This is a rather unusual focus group, it's made up of shit TV magicians.
Can Paul Daniels and the Great Suprendo make the 10p tax rate disappear?
Fantasy Channel Island.
Bit like Shipwrecked but with working class accents.
Nice.
Shit Wrecked.
Pete Docherty, Ami Shitehouse, Kerry Katona, and assorted other drug addled dlisters, stuck on Canvey Island. This week Pete pathetically begs for smack, before getting sent back to prison.
The WAG and Boners
Premership wives and girlfriends get laid. Who are the bigger dicks?
The Walsall Packed
Brummies minced in a big machine and sold as dog food.
Do like the WAG one.
Tale WAG the dog.
A WAG with a nice arse is also a bit rough