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Astronomy question? Page 4

Quote: Aaron @ April 18 2008, 11:22 AM BST

Voodoo magic.

I thought it'd be that.

WOO! Post number 200.

And Ellie said she'd bum me. BUM ME IN THE FACE.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ April 18 2008, 11:20 AM BST

Right, so if photons are a type of particle, how can they travel at the speed of light without attaining infinite mass?

Genuine question, been vaguely baffling me for some time.

I don't know the exact science of it but it in theory does and doesn't work... you need infinte energy to make it work though...

Quote: Aaron @ April 18 2008, 11:24 AM BST

And Ellie said she'd bum me. BUM ME IN THE FACE.

Crivens!

Quote: Paul W @ April 18 2008, 11:26 AM BST

I don't know the exact science of it but it in theory does and doesn't work... you need infinte energy to make it work though...

That is, at the same time, the most helpful AND most unhelpful explanation I have ever been given for anything.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ April 18 2008, 11:29 AM BST

Crivens!

That sounds like a murderous 18th Century doctor, and/or some kind of disease. Possibly waterborne.

Quote: Aaron @ April 18 2008, 11:24 AM BST

And Ellie said she'd bum me. BUM ME IN THE FACE.

Oi! That is my on-line wife you're talking about. (So how come she wont bum me in the face? Selfish I call it.)

She can't have your penis in her vag vag if it's online, so as far as she's concerned, the "relationship" is null and void!

This should explain everything

http://www.mwscomp.com/sounds/mp3/galaxy.mp3

Yeah, I think I already linked to the video...

Quote: Aaron @ April 16 2008, 9:06 PM BST

Do sum lurnins: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWVshkVF0SY

Keep up man!

(That sounded really dodgy.)

Quote: Aaron @ April 18 2008, 11:51 AM BST

She can't have your penis in her vag vag if it's online, so as far as she's concerned, the "relationship" is null and void!

Teary

Quote: Aaron @ April 18 2008, 11:24 AM BST

And Ellie said she'd bum me. BUM ME IN THE FACE.

When did I say this?? Laughing out loud

Quote: roscoff @ April 18 2008, 11:49 AM BST

Oi! That is my on-line wife you're talking about. (So how come she wont bum me in the face? Selfish I call it.)

I wouldn't bum Aaron!! I promise. I won't bum anyone.

Quote: roscoff @ April 18 2008, 11:59 AM BST

Teary

Wuv you. Lovey

Can I just say that Ellie does look devilishly foxy, and she can bum me any day of the week.

Except Sundays, because bumming isn't allowed on the Sabbath.

Except by catholic priests.

I knew I got annoited for a reason.

Quote: Aaron @ April 18 2008, 11:59 AM BST

Yeah, I think I already linked to the video...

Keep up man!

(That sounded really dodgy.)

Duuuurrrrrr oh yeah

Quote: Perry Nium @ April 18 2008, 12:14 PM BST

Can I just say that Ellie does look devilishly foxy, and she can bum me any day of the week.

Laughing out loud Thanks Perry! Might take you up on that. *drops soap*

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