Quote: Curt @ April 18 2008, 12:43 AM BSTMost animals just don't have the ability to follow orders, like cats.
I dunno. My cat listens to me (within reason). He just knows that he doesn't have to do stupid tricks to get food.
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Well I'm not, but I was an imperial storm trooper for a while. I resigned on account of their racist HR policies.
The casualty thing was mentioned by Andy MacnNab so I suppose it probably was bullshit. I was working in a hostel a few years ago, and reading Bravo 2 Zero was a great way of managing conversations, that didn't involve how much of a c**t you were, and how much said resident wanted to fight you.
Quote: roscoff @ April 18 2008, 12:44 AM BSTWell Sooty you just described my ex-wife. I swear your an evil genius.
Wooo! It's been ages since you mentioned her!
So, what did she actually do?
In films dogs are actors, cats are props, and hamsters are afraid at least when on set with Richard Gere.
Cats can in fact be trained to follow orders and perform tasks. They just choose not too.
and the most intelligent animal is the one who doesnt get killed in large numbers, but appears smart enough to not be used like donkeys.
There is something about camels.
Quote: sootyj @ April 18 2008, 12:45 AM BSTThe casualty thing was mentioned by Andy MacnNab so I suppose it probably was bullshit.
Did it actually sound real though? I mean, I thought you were making a joke.
Quote: Nobby9360 @ April 18 2008, 12:42 AM BSTAnyone who claims that they are SAS isn't.
I'm not SAS.
Quote: Aaron @ April 18 2008, 12:39 AM BSTHate venison though.
I never buy venison. It's dear.
Kinda, and I've heard it more than once.
As for venison, is there any game you like?
Personally I like a big red wine enriched stew, with lots of different creatures in it.
Does fox count as game?
Quote: sootyj @ April 18 2008, 12:45 AM BSTWell I'm not, but I was an imperial storm trooper for a while. I resigned on account of their racist HR policies.
The casualty thing was mentioned by Andy MacnNab so I suppose it probably was bullshit. I was working in a hostel a few years ago, and reading Bravo 2 Zero was a great way of managing conversations, that didn't involve how much of a c**t you were, and how much said resident wanted to fight you.
LOL
amused
Andy Mcnabb was full of shite.
A complete phalasy is what it is, is what it is.
Quote: Aaron @ April 18 2008, 12:45 AM BSTWooo! It's been ages since you mentioned her!
So, what did she actually do?
Well 5 years of good stuff 5 years of living hell followed where she f**ked me over good and proper. I'm not bitter. I've just started her biography the bitch. No, that's what its called.
That said he spent several months being tortured by foreign bumholes.
Under the circumstance a bullshit filled action romp, to make him a few million seems only fair.
That book helped lots of drunken,delusional,psychopaths learn to read.
Quote: Badge @ April 18 2008, 12:47 AM BSTI never buy venison. It's dear.
Funny
I'm liking phesant. And i tried Bear when i was last in Canada. Very strong flavor.
I had Kangaroo a couple of weeks ago.
wouldnt mind trying ostrich, now that would be really lean meat i assume.
That said it's a good read, he obviously had a top notch ghost writer.
Quote: sootyj @ April 18 2008, 12:50 AM BSTThat said he spent several months being tortured by foreign bumholes.
Under the circumstance a bullshit filled action romp, to make him a few million seems only fair.
That book helped lots of drunken,delusional,psychopaths learn to read.
True can't blame him after the MOD f**ked him dry.
F**king MOD. Wrap them in barbed wire and burn them all. F**king Arsehole Wanking Tosspots.
Ostrich, Kangaroo, Crocodile, and Gazelle are all available really cheaply at Outback pubs. Go figure, they must have a farm or something. All four are very nice, Osterich especially is like ultra lean, very strongly flavoured beef.
Yes the MOD5 how do they get so much so wrong. We have a 65 billion pound defence budget, which is an awful lot. Yet we can't impose our will any where in the world, as we have no effective aircraft carriers, or Air defence ships. In Kosovo our jets were so dated, we had to be protected by the Dutch.
And that's before you even mention rubbish pay, and accommodation.