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I think its coz most of us have a problem killing animals many of us see as friends or pets.
Marines train from 36 weeks and have to kill a rabbit that they've looked after for a while.
Not much meat on a rabbit though.

Quote: sootyj @ April 18 2008, 12:30 AM BST

Cats natures psychopaths slayers of frogs, moles, baby birds, and anything else to small, and helpless to escape it's remorseless claws.

If you die in your home with your dog, it'll pine to death.

If you die with a cat, it'll eat well....

Like cats, but you know if they could, they'd sell you out in a heartbeat.

That's because cats are clever. They know how to survive. Unlike dogs, who are subserviant bitches, relying on us to talk them for walks, feed them, teach them tricks...

I mean a really fat spoiled, cat, one which never exercised, drank cream, and ate only posh cat food.

That's be like prime veal cat.

Quote: Nobby9360 @ April 18 2008, 12:31 AM BST

God i amuse myself ( yes yes, at least i amuse someone. thank you Aaron)

Hah!

(I enjoy eating pussy.)

Yeh cats are full of f**k you, makes them quite appealing.

Not subserviant, just really stupid.

Quote: sootyj @ April 18 2008, 12:36 AM BST

I mean a really fat spoiled, cat, one which never exercised, drank cream, and ate only posh cat food.

Upper class cats. COOOOL!

Quote: Nobby9360 @ April 18 2008, 12:37 AM BST

Not subserviant, just really stupid.

Laughing out loud

Oh but eating veal is cruel.

No, it's really f**king tasty.

I might even re-upholster my car with the skins...

Quote: Nobby9360 @ April 18 2008, 12:35 AM BST

I think its coz most of us have a problem killing animals many of us see as friends or pets.
Marines train from 36 weeks and have to kill a rabbit that they've looked after for a while.
Not much meat on a rabbit though.

Special forces have to kill a goat. It's to test their combat medical skills. SO they have this poor goat, they have to shoot it in the leg, and patch it's wound. By the time they finally kill it, that sorry goat's glad to be dead.

The SAS work undercover in rough inner city casualty departments to sharpen their skills.

Never tried veal.

Hate venison though.

Now goats are great, clever, independent, attractive looking, sociable, good milk, and wonderful meat.

Sometimes I worry myself.

Veals fantastic, but you gotta cook it right.

As for venison, it's fab. How did you cook it?

Quote: sootyj @ April 18 2008, 12:39 AM BST

The SAS work undercover in rough inner city casualty departments to sharpen their skills.

Not true.
They have very good medical training from the RAMC.
Anyone who claims that they are SAS isn't.
retired SAS are not included in that statement.

Venison sausages are ace

I really doubt intelligence has anything to do with a cats independence. Most animals just don't have the ability to follow orders, like cats.

Quote: sootyj @ April 18 2008, 12:41 AM BST

As for venison, it's fab. How did you cook it?

I've tried it on more than one occasion in different forms, and I don't remember. But it's vile.

Quote: sootyj @ April 18 2008, 12:30 AM BST

Cats natures psychopaths slayers of frogs, moles, baby birds, and anything else to small, and helpless to escape it's remorseless claws.

If you die with a cat, it'll eat well....

and they'd sell you out in a heartbeat.

Well Sooty you just described my ex-wife. I swear your an evil genius.

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