I like dogs right, they're ace. That's a fact.
BUT, what is your insistence on getting a f**king raging boner over any dog that comes up to you?
At my work we had a dog or two on site for reasons I can't be arsed to explain, but every one just got so chuffed - it's like they've never seen one before.
It's mainly middle-aged women to be honest.
I'm not sure what the point of this thread is, I JUST remembered a specific incident that maddened me.
I hate dogs.
Whilst having a coffee in Islington Starbucks, waiting for a client, I glanced out of the window. I saw a gap toothed, slack jawed, Chav, who seemed to be missing a few chromosones. He had a chubby Jack Russel, he saw me and smiled at me, I looked away. I glanced back, and saw him holding his hound tenderly in his arms; and with his right hand wanking it off.
The dog didn't seem to mind, but I did.
Quote: Aaron @ April 17 2008, 11:04 PM BSTI hate dogs.
Oh . . . That British Dogs Guide website will never happen then . . .
Quote: sootyj @ April 17 2008, 11:05 PM BSTWhilst having a coffee in Islington Starbucks, waiting for a client, I glanced out of the window. I saw a gap toothed, slack jawed, Chav, who seemed to be missing a few chromosones. He had a chubby Jack Russel, he saw me and smiled at me, I looked away. I glanced back, and saw him holding his hound tenderly in his arms; and with his right hand wanking it off.
The dog didn't seem to mind, but I did.
Right . . .
What?! Seriously?
sootyj: How grim. Did you have extra milk/cream in your...whatever the f**k it is they serve?
Seefacts: Not built by me it won't.
My boss has a dog though. It's a sausage dog. He brings it in to the office a lot. It looks like it feels like a doormat.
Quote: Aaron @ April 17 2008, 11:08 PM BSTSeefacts: Not built by me it won't.
You genuinely sound aggrieved and annoyed at the thought of having to make a website about dogs.
I <3 Dogs
But not a <3 on for dogs.
Quote: Griff @ April 17 2008, 11:09 PM BSTApparently in the mucky world of dog racing it is occasional practice to wank off a greyhound before it runs in order to nobble the race. I can't remember if this was supposed to improve or impair its performance.
It normally makes me quite sleepy and in need a cup of tea, so it probably impedes.
Quote: Griff @ April 17 2008, 11:12 PM BSTWhat, being wanked off by a greyhound trainer?
Yes.
That's right.
Do you reckon he wipes his hand on the rabbit?
Mine was a true story.
Surely there are easier ways to nobble a greyhound. I mean don't trainers run some sort of anti wanker patrol?
n.b. sausage dogs were bred to pursue rats, and badgers down tunnels. They're basically sawn off Rotweillers, aggressive, aggrieved Rottweillers.
I know what you mean Seefacts, when I was in my last year of college on site with my secondary school.
A stray ran onto the field, quite literally every single man, woman and child ran onto the field to pet it! I believe one student got a suspension for refusing it leave it by itself...
Jesus christ!
Got me off 15 minutes of my law lesson though because all the teachers were sorting the dog situation...
Quote: Seefacts @ April 17 2008, 11:09 PM BST
You genuinely sound aggrieved and annoyed at the thought of having to make a website about dogs.
Unless I was being paid by a client, yes.
Great Western has a wanker patrol, they wear peaked caps, and SS style great coats. They're alot like the SS, if the SS were a bunch of embittered fine doling out bumbags. Who shit it and hide in the guards van, at the first sign of a person with a burbery cap, dog of some description, and can of lager.
If Churchill had a division of dog owning chavs on the White CLiffs of Dover, then the SS would have stayed well away.
Quote: Aaron @ April 17 2008, 11:19 PM BSTUnless I was being paid by a client, yes.
Yes.
I'm slightly frightened now . . .