Thank you - I have got 2 rabbits, a ladder and a ball under there.
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What sort of ball?
I keep a small village of pixies under my bandana.
To whom do I speak about being a pirate?
I'm so dedicated I'm moving to Cornwall
LOL
No, really... On the 26th
http://harmonicminor.com/2008/04/07/the-guillermo-habacuc-vargas-hoax/
Suckers!
Seriously didn't any of you google, this frankly rather silly story.
Right up there with mobile phones make petrol stations explode, and Boris Johnson running for mayor.
Quote: Nobby9360 @ April 17 2008, 10:57 PM BSTTo whom do I speak about being a pirate?
The Royal Navy, one would imagine...
Didn't think they worked that hard. Ho-hum.
Royal navy now banned from hunting Pirates, as would have to offer them asylum, if they catch them.
Quote: sootyj @ April 17 2008, 10:59 PM BSThttp://harmonicminor.com/2008/04/07/the-guillermo-habacuc-vargas-hoax/
Suckers!
Seriously didn't any of you google, this frankly rather silly story.
I almost said it was almost certainly bollocks, but relished the opportunity to attack modern artists. 
Love this one - "Hitler was an artist. His canvas was auschwitz."
Quote: sootyj @ April 17 2008, 10:59 PM BSThttp://harmonicminor.com/2008/04/07/the-guillermo-habacuc-vargas-hoax/
Suckers!
If it's not true - fine. If it is - we've signed a well deserved petition.
Quote: Nobby9360 @ April 17 2008, 10:57 PM BSTWhat sort of ball?
A tennis ball.
And indications state that the dog was in a state of starvation when it was captured, but 'escaped' a day after it was tied up in the exibition. Which is convenient.
The fact that an animal was tied up without food or water for any amount of time in the name of art is disgusting, regardless of the outcome. If indeed the dog did escape....
Hurray!
In Eastenders today Sean cooked Gus's dog Wellard and served it to him in a bolognese!
Well he pretended to.
I was similarly suspicious, then slightly convinced, then fooled by that too. 
So in a way, the Royal Navy is full of any pirates that have been captured.
?
Or it it simply run by them??
<---- ex Army, don't like the Navy much. Bunch of slackers.
Navy is much cooler than army.
They got style, yo.
There's a Nicaraguan performance artist called The Cat Eater. He eats cats. On this basis Habacuc is they're equivalent of Gerald Durrell.
Hypocrites this is one of the poorest, most underdeveloped countries in the world. Also one of the most misogynist, with a total ban on abortion, and an almost uniquely high rate of rape, murder, and assaults on women.
And you're fixating on a f**king dog, that the cat eater would probably have devoured as a mid morning snack.
I am going to kick my neighbours pug to death, just to create some karmic balance.
Bell bottoms belong in the 70's
And there are too many ranks.
But fair play to serving their country. Can't fault them for that.
You can't tell people what they're allowed to be upset about.
Also you can't say 'this is bigger, be upset about this and this only.'
Followed to its logical conclusion, that means we can only get up in arms over one single thing. The biggest and most terrible scandal in the world. Whatever that is.
(Cue joke about Bush, or summink.)