http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3072021.stm
Why do you think we were doing it ladies? For fun?
A Fine Excuse
What a lovely article...?(Sarcasm again, of course!)
Top banana. When one's hobby becomes a life saver then you can only be happy 
Quote: roscoff @ April 17 2008, 6:33 PM BSTTop banana. When one's hobby becomes a life saver then you can only be happy
Handjobs on the NHS, who's with me?!
If you go private would you get a blowjob then?
Does it help if women do it too?
That'd probably be a big help but I've seen those male nurses fluttering their eye lashes at me. Little minxes.
Quote: roscoff @ April 17 2008, 6:54 PM BSTThat'd probably be a big help but I've seen those male nurses fluttering their eye lashes at me. Little minxes.
Meh, whatever gives you your happy ending I guess...
Quote: Paul W @ April 17 2008, 6:34 PM BSTHandjobs on the NHS, who's with me?!
You've not been to a GP or hospital recently, have you?
Errr, that is, I mean, there's no way one would want one from NHS staff. Not that they already give them.
Quote: Aaron @ April 17 2008, 8:18 PM BSTYou've not been to a GP or hospital recently, have you?
Well you had to do what you had to do to get that ingrowing toe nail sorted out Aaron.
... Riiight.
Anyway.
I read a couple of years ago that looking at porn for just 5 minutes a day reduces the risk of heart disease by 60% or something. Gets the heart beating faster, thus un-clogging arteries and working out cholesterol. Or something like that anyway.
You'll do anything to avoid exercise won't you Aaron!
Correct.
Well. No. I go to the gym. But yeah, in principle anyway.
Same as me, go gym and watch pretty ladies on stepper.
Just me then, I'll get my coat. It's a Mack.
Quote: jacparov @ April 17 2008, 9:39 PM BSTSame as me, go gym and watch pretty ladies on stepper.
£23 a month well spent if you ask me...