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Bobielea. Name of the new girl in my class. Anybody worked it out yet. Let me save you some time. Bobby-Lee. CHAV'S EH!

Quote: roscoff @ April 17 2008, 10:41 AM BST

Bobielea. Name of the new girl in my class. Anybody worked it out yet. Let me save you some time. Bobby-Lee. CHAV'S EH!

And the sandwich connection is?

No, no, sorry. Not sure I want to know.

Is nobody eating sandwiches anymore? Have they gone out of fashion? You youngsters. You flit from one thing to the next. I know, I've watched Skins.

Quote: Graham Bandage @ April 17 2008, 1:36 PM BST

And the sandwich connection is?

Do you know I'm going senile at a rapid rate. I actually thought I was in in the 'General, General Thread'. With a bit of luck I'll get punished.

Quote: roscoff @ April 17 2008, 1:44 PM BST

Do you know I'm going senile at a rapid rate. I actually thought I was in in the 'General general thread'. With a bit of luck I'll get punished.

It's not your fault, it's Aaron, confusing everybody with his pasta.

Quote: roscoff @ April 17 2008, 1:44 PM BST

Do you know I'm going senile at a rapid rate. I actually thought I was in in the 'General general thread'. With a bit of luck I'll get punished.

Look Roscoff, we can't have you doing naughty things just so you "might" get punished.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 17 2008, 2:00 PM BST

Look Roscoff, we can't have you doing naughty things just so you "might" get punished.

Yes, you tell him, Ellie.

And then tell me.

My buttocks are poised

They'll be pierced soon.

Eek!

I'm no longer going to eat sandwiches... they are too full of carbs. I am actually gutted, but unfortunately there is no room in my diet.

I read that as full of crabs. Which could be lovely or not.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 17 2008, 2:17 PM BST

I'm no longer going to eat sandwiches... they are too full of carbs. I am actually gutted, but unfortunately there is no room in my diet.

Rolling eyes

Quote: EllieJP @ April 17 2008, 2:17 PM BST

I'm no longer going to eat sandwiches... they are too full of carbs. I am actually gutted, but unfortunately there is no room in my diet.

All the more for Leevil. He'll be absolutely delighted, I'll wager.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 17 2008, 2:17 PM BST

I'm no longer going to eat sandwiches... they are too full of carbs. I am actually gutted, but unfortunately there is no room in my diet.

You don't need to cut out sandwiches to loss weight you muppet Laughing out loud - two words - brown bread.

Does beer have carbs in it?
Bleurgh. I've just imagined a beer with a handful of chips in it.

I had another sandwich exactly the same as the last one. DeLISH!
Cue me buying a hundred sandwiches worth of all the fillings and then going completely off it next week.

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