Hey! You hijack my thread, you lactate everywhere and then shack up with some bear. This aint on y'know! Grrrr!
Life crisis poetry Page 5
Yer Leevil - behave.... oh... you're talking to me.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 16 2008, 11:56 PM BSTDear God... We'll be known as the Pasta 4.
Quote: Leevil @ April 17 2008, 12:00 AM BSTOk, ok stop quoting it.
Quote: Tuumble @ April 17 2008, 12:00 AM BSTHey! You hijack my thread, you lactate everywhere and then shack up with some bear. This aint on y'know! Grrrr!
It's the moderator in her. Could have put that better.
Quote: EllieJP @ April 16 2008, 11:56 PM BSTDear God... We'll be known as the Pasta 4.
But you're looking after the kids apparently.
*shakes fist*
I've been waiting for an opportunity to use that
They killed her.
Quote: Aaron @ April 17 2008, 12:25 AM BSTThey killed her.
How could you say that? A bear a penguin and a girly pirate. Match made in heaven
Quote: roscoff @ April 17 2008, 12:04 AM BSTIt's the moderator in her. Could have put that better.
Which moderator is in me?
Not so much 'life crisis', but to the tune of There's a Hole in My Bucket:
There's a mouse in my kitchen,
My kitchen,
My kitchen,
There's a mouse in my kitchen,
My kitchen (at home).
My cat, he did bring it,
Did bring it,
Did bring it,
My cat, he did bring it,
In from the cold.
But why don't he eat it,
He eat it,
He eat it,
But why don't he eat it,
That mouse in my house?
It is under the cooker,
The cooker,
The cooker,
It is under the cooker,
The darn pesky mouse.
Why don't you eat it you ingrate.
And apologise to your cat while your at it.
'Cos it's under the cooker,
The cooker,
The cooker,
'Cos it's under the cooker - and I am at work.
With a broom should you hook it
Should you hook it
Should you hook it
When you're back from work
Quote: Aaron @ April 17 2008, 10:06 AM BSTNot so much 'life crisis', but to the tune of There's a Hole in My Bucket:
...
But why don't he eat it,
He eat it,
He eat it,
But why don't he eat it,
That mouse in my house?
doesn't*
One more day to go,
One more day to go,
One.
One more day to go.