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Life crisis poetry Page 5

Hey! You hijack my thread, you lactate everywhere and then shack up with some bear. This aint on y'know! Grrrr!

Yer Leevil - behave.... oh... you're talking to me.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 16 2008, 11:56 PM BST

Dear God... We'll be known as the Pasta 4.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Leevil @ April 17 2008, 12:00 AM BST

Ok, ok stop quoting it.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Tuumble @ April 17 2008, 12:00 AM BST

Hey! You hijack my thread, you lactate everywhere and then shack up with some bear. This aint on y'know! Grrrr!

It's the moderator in her. Could have put that better.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 16 2008, 11:56 PM BST

Dear God... We'll be known as the Pasta 4.

But you're looking after the kids apparently.

*shakes fist*

I've been waiting for an opportunity to use that ;)

They killed her.

Quote: Aaron @ April 17 2008, 12:25 AM BST

They killed her.

How could you say that? A bear a penguin and a girly pirate. Match made in heaven
Angry

Quote: roscoff @ April 17 2008, 12:04 AM BST

It's the moderator in her. Could have put that better.

Which moderator is in me? :O

Not so much 'life crisis', but to the tune of There's a Hole in My Bucket:

There's a mouse in my kitchen,
My kitchen,
My kitchen,
There's a mouse in my kitchen,
My kitchen (at home).

My cat, he did bring it,
Did bring it,
Did bring it,
My cat, he did bring it,
In from the cold.

But why don't he eat it,
He eat it,
He eat it,
But why don't he eat it,
That mouse in my house?

It is under the cooker,
The cooker,
The cooker,
It is under the cooker,
The darn pesky mouse.

Why don't you eat it you ingrate.

And apologise to your cat while your at it.

'Cos it's under the cooker,
The cooker,
The cooker,
'Cos it's under the cooker - and I am at work.

With a broom should you hook it
Should you hook it
Should you hook it
When you're back from work

Quote: Aaron @ April 17 2008, 10:06 AM BST

Not so much 'life crisis', but to the tune of There's a Hole in My Bucket:

...

But why don't he eat it,
He eat it,
He eat it,
But why don't he eat it,
That mouse in my house?

doesn't*
Laughing out loud

One more day to go,
One more day to go,
One.
One more day to go.

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