Life crisis poetry Page 4

Roscoff...I think me and you should have the first BSG wedding.

I EllieJP take you, Roscoff the Bear...to be my furry little husband.

And I Roscoff take you Ellie to be my lawfully wedded piratey 'Ooh arr Jim Lad' wife.

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride...

Is this legally binding?

Yup.

Is there a priest in the house?

Well Leevil likes 9 year old boys so he's as good as qualified.

But, but aren't you already married Roscoff?

Quote: ian_w @ April 16 2008, 11:45 PM BST

But, but aren't you already married Roscoff?

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Tis but a scratch...

Yeah, I'll baptise your kids too

Quote: Leevil @ April 16 2008, 11:47 PM BST

Yeah, I'll baptise your kids too

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Quote: EllieJP @ April 16 2008, 11:46 PM BST

Tis but a scratch...

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Well, threesomes it is then!

So that's Ian, Ellie, myself and Leevil looking after the kids?

Dear God... We'll be known as the Pasta 4.

Quote: ian_w @ April 16 2008, 11:45 PM BST

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LOL.

Ok, ok stop quoting it.