British Comedy Guide

Things that piss you off Page 113

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 16 2008, 6:10 PM BST

I don't know...possibly.

Yes he will

I'll watch out for him. I'm sure the way to stop him thinking I'm a freak is to ambush him and ask him in which order he likes his Die Hard films.

Quote: Leevil @ April 16 2008, 6:12 PM BST

Robyn, without sounding like a total nonce.

Failed.

Laughing out loud

Where do I sign?

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 16 2008, 6:12 PM BST

I'll watch out for him. I'm sure the way to stop him thinking I'm a freak is to ambush him and ask him in which order he likes his Die Hard films.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 16 2008, 6:12 PM BST

I'll watch out for him. I'm sure the way to stop him thinking I'm a freak is to ambush him and ask him in which order he likes his Die Hard films.

Noooo you'll come across like a right martain saying that.

Simple "What's is the best Die Hard?" and as a man he is duty bound to list them in the correct order. THats how you know he's not a lunatic.

Quote: Leevil @ April 16 2008, 6:12 PM BST

Robyn, without sounding like a total nonce. If we didn't know how old you were. I'm sure you would/will/do have a lot of admirers around here. Hopefully you'll be lucky and realis(z)e that the types of girls you think most blokes are interested in is in fact the wrong idea.

That's the most serious Lee has ever been ever!

Heed his advice!

Quote: Leevil @ April 16 2008, 6:12 PM BST

Robyn, without sounding like a total nonce. If we didn't know how old you were. I'm sure you would/will/do have a lot of admirers around here. Hopefully you'll be lucky and realis(z)e that the types of girls you think most blokes are interested in is in fact the wrong idea.

Aww didn't see that! Thank you! But you did sound like a nonce ;)
Gav's just undone his whole analogy with Die Hard! Die Hard before was crazy stalker, now it's a test to see if he's worthy!

Quote: Gavin @ April 16 2008, 6:14 PM BST

THats how you know he's not a lunatic.

Or gay.

Quote: Gavin @ April 16 2008, 6:12 PM BST

Failed.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 16 2008, 6:15 PM BST

Aww didn't see that! Thank you! But you did sound like a nonce ;)

At least not a 'total' nonce.

Just a tad of a nonce!

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 16 2008, 6:17 PM BST

Just a tad of a nonce!

Do you want to see my tad of a nonce? ... sorry ... seriously, where do I sign?

I knew that there'd be a joke like that!

Quote: Paul W @ April 16 2008, 5:52 PM BST

With a paper bag and a nose peg.

LOL.

He's not french!

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