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Is white sauce salad cream?

Love that Japanese sweet HP sauce you get on pancakes and stuff

White sauce?!

Quote: Aaron @ April 16 2008, 1:02 PM BST

REBEL!

If i rebel, I get fired... perils of wanting a sandwich.

Quote: zooo @ April 16 2008, 1:05 PM BST

White sauce?!

Stoppit!

Quote: zooo @ April 16 2008, 1:04 PM BST

P.S. Aren't you getting a chip van?

'Mobile fish & chip shop', actually.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 16 2008, 1:05 PM BST

If i rebel, I get fired... perils of wanting a sandwich.

It's almost certainly against your human rights - or some wanky EU law - to be denied a lunch break. Is there not just a newsagent or something you can nip out to and buy a bag of crisps?!

Quote: EllieJP @ April 16 2008, 1:05 PM BST

If i rebel, I get fired... perils of wanting a sandwich.

I know what you mean. I stopped bringing sandwiches to work when I found myself eating them at 10am every day. I weaned myself off the habit by stabbing myself in the back of my hand with a pair of compasses every time I thought about sandwiches.

For a time, I was the anti-Leevil. Thankfully, I'm OK now. I can do the odd sandwich now, but it's not a habit.

Quote: sootyj @ April 16 2008, 1:04 PM BST

Is white sauce salad cream?

There's this stuff they have in many places across mainland europe (including McDonald's, in place of our BBQ), which they call "chip sauce" (or translation thereof). I have no f**king clue what's in it exactly. It looks like mayonnaise, but isn't.

Really, not nice at all.

I've never heard Ketchup referred to as Tomato Sauce. I had a friend who's entire family called Parmesan cheese "Sprinkle Cheese". I still make fun of her.

LOL. That is funny! :D

Quote: Aaron @ April 16 2008, 1:08 PM BST

It's almost certainly against your human rights - or some wanky EU law - to be denied a lunch break. Is there not just a newsagent or something you can nip out to and buy a bag of crisps?!

It's not I'm denied lunch, I just don't have the time!!

Thus, indirectly, being denied lunch.

Anyway, you don't have time for lunch but you have time to post here?

HMMmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Quote: Aaron @ April 16 2008, 1:10 PM BST

There's this stuff they have in many places across mainland europe (including McDonald's, in place of our BBQ), which they call "chip sauce" (or translation thereof). I have no f**king clue what's in it exactly. It looks like mayonnaise, but isn't.

Really, not nice at all.

It's ketchup mixed with mayonnaise.

In Holland they have thing called war. It's chips with mayonnaise, garlic mayonaise and ketchup.

Quote: Aaron @ April 16 2008, 1:10 PM BST

There's this stuff they have in many places across mainland europe (including McDonald's, in place of our BBQ), which they call "chip sauce" (or translation thereof). I have no f**king clue what's in it exactly. It looks like mayonnaise, but isn't.

Really, not nice at all.

Gah! Mayonnaise on chips grosses me out. The French in Canada do that. I noticed the fast food restaurant don't even ask them; if they speak French they slap a couple of packets of mayo beside their order of fries. Sick

Quote: sootyj @ April 16 2008, 1:21 PM BST

It's ketchup mixed with mayonnaise.

In Holland they have thing called war. It's chips with mayonnaise, garlic mayonaise and ketchup.

Who eats garlic mayonnaise and thinks, "You know, this could do with more mayonnaise?"

War, what is it good for?

Damn French and their damnable mayonnaise!

There's only one true mayonnaise and that's Helmans.

Put it on the flag, and in the national anthem.

Edited by Aaron.

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