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Bastardo! Sulks in corner. This must be the definitive Barrowman piss take thread.
Quote: zooo @ April 15 2008, 8:11 PM BSTYou're all banned. Don't think I was joking.
And she would, y'know.
Thomas the tanked up engine.
Thomas is a cute engine, who happens to be an alcoholic. This week he calls the fat controller, a fat c**t-roller.
Only Ghouls and Corpses
Del Boy uses the powers of the dark side, to sell hooky gear. Zombies descend on Peckham. Trigger calls Rodney Dave which is inexplicable y hilarious
The raping of the unborn foetus, whilst it's still being removed from the cancer ridden mother in a seedy backstreet abortion clinic and they're all Nazi's and members of the Richard Madely fan club Show.
Starring Antony Worrall Thompson, naked.
Is that a sitcom? I don't see the essential central character interaction.
Vera Bake.
Can good hearted, mother and abortionist Vera Drake make it in her new job as a bakery supervisor?
Better hope she can whip those buns out of the ovens in time.
LOL.
Quote: Leevil @ April 16 2008, 1:19 AM BSTStarring Antony Worrall Thompson, naked.
You've got a sick mind, man!
Back on the old ubiquitous John Barrowman riff.
Gardeners Questioned for long time
Cast of Gardener's Question Time are sent to Diego Garcia, and tortured till the admit landscaping Bin Laden's garden.
Stars John Barrowman as a tree (his performance is to wooden to be used).
Robin of Derr wood
Robin Hood fights the evil sherrif by hiding in a forest, and yelling derrr Joey Deacon at him, until he cries.
Featuring another even more wooden performance by John Barrowman as a tree.
Eat, shit, spit, or quit.
Featuring John Barrowman, and a bucket of his own poo, and 3 BBC producers. Who ever allows John Barrowman to spit on them most, and eats the most of his shit, he agrees to work for. The rest are shot. Who needs a BBC producer that can't work with John Barrowman. Like the seasons, he is an immutable part of life.
Pun Fight at the OK Coral
Verbal violence with John Barrowman defeated by a knock-out in the fouth round.
Barrowman-in-Furnish.
Hilarious antics as Elton John gets stroppy with his partner, David Furnish, for having an affair with John Barrowman.
And sootyj, I think zooo may hurt you. 
Nice one Aaron, poor Barrow in Furness is taking quite the beating here.
You're a c**t, I'm a bastard and He's a wanker.
Reality show where members of the public get paid to insult each other.
Presented by John F**king Barrowman.
re: worst idea for a sitcom.
Just remembered 'The Simpsons' episode where they introduce Poochy to the 'Itchy & Scratchy' show. One of the indignant writers quits to finally "write that sitcom about a sassy robot".
The Liar and the Bitch in the Wardrobe.
5 young evacuees have unpleasant adventures when they discover their uncle's wardrobe contains Paul Burrell, and Heather Mills McCartney.
Reckon any of these ideas would ever work on Tilt?
Edited by Aaron.