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Quote: zooo @ April 15 2008, 11:15 PM BST

If that's a corpse, call me a necrophiliac.

Laughing out loud

And at the same time

:O

:)

P.S. I definitely would, Curt.

Is that so wrong?......

:/

Quote: zooo @ April 15 2008, 11:18 PM BST

:)

P.S. I definitely would, Curt.

Is that so wrong?......

:/

We need Roscoff or Chapman with a stiff joke at this point.

It should be like that old '6 celebs you're allowed to sleep with' agreement.

Everyone should have one celebrity necrophilia allowance.

Yes, but funny none the less that you answered so quick and without hesitation.

I'm a sick puppy.

Quote: zooo @ April 15 2008, 11:15 PM BST

If that's a corpse, call me a necrophiliac.

Thank God for rigour mortis, eh?

Good thinking!

I'll need you as an ideas man when I break into the morgue.

The funniest part would be when his grieving relatives walked in.

You could nail it to a stake of some kind, but then you might get splinters in you- AHEM.

Anyway.

Sooooo... Pizza. Ain't it great?

Quote: ian_w @ April 15 2008, 11:25 PM BST

The funniest part would be when his grieving relatives walked in.

Oh, you've ruined the mood now!

Quote: zooo @ April 15 2008, 11:26 PM BST

Oh, you've ruined the mood now!

LOL! I've ruined the mood of seducing a corpse!! :D

Laughing out loud
Someone always has to be the party pooper.

Can it be like Romeo and Juliet, where he's not really dead? (Leaving out the bit after that when he is?)

Thanks.

Quote: zooo @ April 15 2008, 11:27 PM BST

Laughing out loud
Someone always has to be the party pooper.

Laughing out loud

Can it be like Romeo and Juliet, where he's not really dead? (Leaving out the bit after that when he is?)

Thanks.

Ok, so seducing a coma victim - that's FAR more romantic!

It's probably less frowned upon.

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