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Really could be Brie Lettuce Tarragon (actually sounds good)

or Bugs Leaves and Toenails.

Best sandwich has to be inch thick salt beef on rye, with mustard (yellow English every thing else is communism)

Or one herring bagel, and one smoked salmon and cream cheese.

As bought from the esteemable Brick Lane Bagel Bakery.

Curt you ever tried Tivalli stuff?

2 large wholemeal pitta breads (buttered), lettuce, tomato, cucumber, cress, grated carrot, fried mushrooms, bread crumbed cod, humous.

F**k me it was good.

Roast pork, and crackling good.... As is turkey with stuffing, and gravy (I always wanted that really anal sandwich Monica made Ross with the middle moistener ooh er!)

But proper salt beef, when it's hot and loose across the grain, untouchable.

Unless you're trying a tongue sandwich (obvious gags here we come!)

BKs in Edgware do a Tongue and Salt beef club. The tongue is reverentially pulled from it's steam tray. The f**ker is about 2 foot long, and 6 inches thick, and has a texture like nothing else.

That's a pretty serious snadwich and as a homemade classicc sounds damn good. Was it hot or cold?

Quote: sootyj @ April 15 2008, 4:28 PM BST

Tuna sweet corn cheddar, cucumber, and lots of onion, and garlic.

Onion and garlic aside, that sounds vile! Do you have ANY tastebuds?

we are all amateurs before this dude

http://www.sitepalace.com/derian/

Yes I most assruedly do, 4 cloves mixed through the mayonnaise with msutard and a large diced onion.

Thats a manly dressing

No, it's a poofy dressing.

Subway!

Had one of those vouchers with buy one six inch, get another free so I had:

Sub one: Honey oat bread with tuna mayo with cheese toasted with all salad except olives and spicy peppers with honey mustad sauce.

Sub two: Hearty italian bread with veggie patty with EXTRA cheese toasted with salad except olives and spicy peppers and bbq sauce.

Also a cookie and a skittles ( where you mix up all the drinks from the machine).

OINK.

Quote: sootyj @ April 15 2008, 5:32 PM BST

Thats a manly dressing

No, this is a manly dressing.

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P.S. Have to be more careful what I Google in future Errr

It'd make your eyes water Aaron.

As for my belief systems, I maybe a Red Sea Pedestrian but I do like a bit of mr curly tail.

Especially those two great rareties good sausage, and good bacon.

good bacon sandwich is hard to beat, but so often it's leathery, greasy, or soggy bleeurrgghh

I like that crispy, stuff where you can still taste the oink.

Subway tastes of ass, excpet for the jallapenos.

Tongue? That has to be the most vile thing you could eat in a sandwich.

Quote: Aaron @ April 15 2008, 5:19 PM BST

Small or large chunks?

Small, definitely.
I hate the big chunks.

Quote: Griff @ April 15 2008, 5:44 PM BST

Is there any greater crime than making bacon sandwiches with brown bread ?

Yes... Wait... No, no there is not.

Fresh warm tongue is an heavenly filling.

Quote: Griff @ April 15 2008, 5:44 PM BST

Mmmm. Bacon sandwiches.

Is there any greater crime than making bacon sandwiches with brown bread ?

Two words.

OVEN CHIPS.

Ooooh living on the edge!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ April 15 2008, 5:38 PM BST

Subway!

Had one of those vouchers with buy one six inch, get another free so I had:

Ah you bitch! (Still a f**king ripoff though.)

Quote: Leevil @ April 15 2008, 5:39 PM BST

P.S. Have to be more careful what I Google in future Errr

Laughing out loud

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