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Captain Corelli's bag of Lynnes.

A WW2 Italian Captain in Greece, charms the locals, with his musical instrument. A sack stuffed full of celebrities called Lynne, including that frumpy one from Stenders, and that one off BB. He plays said instrument by beating it with a stick.

Porridge the Guantanamo Years.

Muqtada al Fletch a career terrorist, shares a cell with Mohammed Godber an innocent taxi driver.

This week Fletch gets waterboarded, and Godber is forced to have a wank infront of a female soldier, whilst crying

I did a lol at that second one.

In The Fight Club Garden

Brad Pitt and Ed Norton play a man who beats the shit out of Iggle-Piggle and the Tomliboos. Not particularly funny but hugely satisfying in a ultra-violent kind of way.

I.I.
Spin-off intelligence quiz. Ant and Dec host the opposite to Q.I., where contestants are deducted points for stupidy and general showing ignorance (forgetting to breathe without concentrating, etc). With Jade Goody as a regular team captain.

Seven Years in Tebbit

Horrific tale of being stuck 'inside' former Conservative party Chairman, Norman Tebbit, for seven years.

Just how big was that mirror that got broken???

On the bendy buses

Uproarious adventures on Ken's favourite big red, monsters.

Blakey get's stabbed by a hoody when he asks him to swipe his Oyster, just as he gets on.

Steptoe and Sun

Albert Steptoe's son wasn't like other rag and bone men. He was a million selling, red top comic cum news paper.

This week Sun brings back yet more worthless garbage from the McCanne's bins.

Who do you think you are?

Very cruel program that mocks those with severe amnesia

Quote: Griff @ April 15 2008, 1:38 PM BST

The ET Crowd

Bug-eyed cute aliens trapped in the basement of ... oh, I can't be bothered. Someone else do it.

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Ooo! Good one!

The Tee Pee Crowd starring injuns
The IP Crowd starring Internet protocols
The PC Crowd starring politically correct halfwits and/or police constables

...and so on...

My Dogs Anus: A True Love Story.

The IBS Crowd, no one wants to visit that basement!

Now that is genius.

Apparently they're remaking it with John Barrowman

Mincy TDous

Yeastenders.

Support group for women with smelly fannies.

Captain Corelli's bottle of gin.

A drunken Italian tourist is convinced the military gouvenor of Cyprus. He charms the locals by threatening to hit them with a bottle of gin.

Quote: Leevil @ April 15 2008, 2:33 PM BST

Yeastenders.

Support group for women with smelly fannies.

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Leevil!!! You're not meant to know things like that!

Horror nation feet

ITV's version from oop north, where there feet really ming.