Spiced
Simon Pegg and Jessica Stephenson-Hynes meet up ten years after flat-sharing in an Indian restaurant run by Sanjeev Baskar. Brian and Marsha (who finally got together) go to extraordinary lengths not to get spotted in the far corner, by the toilets.
Dale Winton and Graham Norton star as two soldiers stationed in a remote part of India guarding a new road building scheme. It'd be called 'Carry On Up Ya Khyber Pass By-Pass'.
Swertyd that's actually a really good idea, sell it to a prod company.
Celebrity Multi-coloured Wife-Swap
International, interacial gangbangs with stars of stage and screen
Harry on Camping
After their FA Cup Final success, Harry Redknapp takes his Portsmouth team into the UEFA Cup on a budget, due to their £25million shortfall this season.
Never gonna happen 'cos Cardiff will beat them. 
Alright
Jones On Camping
All Cardiff personnel have to sleep in a tent before the Cup Final, because they already have no money...
Dan
However, during the night they instinctively begin digging downwards...
Uphill Gardeners Question Time
John Barrowman, Graham Norton, and Jonathon Ross (you know he is).
Answer questions about stuff.
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Uprising Damp
Leonard Rossiter leads a revolt against the bosses of all the water companies. With hilarious consequences.
Particularly so 'cos he's dead and can command the rising of a ghost army, innit.
Polling
Sharon Horgan and the girls quit their jobs to help out the Conservative party with their 'efforts'. Hilarity ensues.
Citadel Smith
Robert Lindsay has to protect the population after his plans for revolution don't go entirely to plan. With Julian Barrett as 'Leninski'.
My Family...With the Wests and Shipmans.
Monty's Python...With Ron Jeremy.
Only Fools And Horses...With Pamela Anderson U-Tube guests.
Early Doors...With Charlotte Liam and Noel.
Extra's...With the BB winner's.
Men Behaving Badly....With The Chelsea soccer team.
Quote: Reiss Ellesse @ April 15 2008, 12:19 PM BSTMonty's Python...With Ron Jeremy.
Quote: Reiss Ellesse @ April 15 2008, 12:19 PM BSTExtra's...With the BB winner's.
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