Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 14 2008, 5:41 PM BSTMost universal insult ever at my school.
It's a brill word.
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My brother loves it a ridiculous amount. It more often tha nnot gets used almost as a term of endearment like "Oi! F**ktard!" 
Quote: Curt @ April 14 2008, 2:51 PM BSTjust throw in a few finger snaps
Like I said, is "nigger" still meant to be offensive? 
Quote: thing @ April 14 2008, 3:27 PM BSTLike they can remember who their Mother or sisters are!
If they ever knew, of course.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 14 2008, 5:50 PM BSTIt more often tha nnot gets used almost as a term of endearment like "Oi! F**ktard!"
Haha, I totally understand that one! (Although not "f**ktard".)
How about F**kbucket?
Charley thought it was a compliment.
Or a challenge.
I was called a willyblob by a nine year old the other day.
I was cut to the quick, I tell you!
LOL.
Well, I suppose we all are, in a way...
One of my favourites... Nob cheese...
kjs
Quote: David Chapman @ April 14 2008, 9:44 PM BSTHow about F**kbucket?
Charley thought it was a compliment.
No I thought it was a dare. That bucket made my bits so sore. Not even 2 bottles of talc could ease it.
sorry, not gone to bed as I promised so- - - being sadly desparate to contribute today a classic from TV.
Python's ''Player of the pink oboe''.
Goodnight.
Woah. Spooky. I use the term "plays the pink piccolo". And I've not seen that sketch.
Am I a Python-esque genius?
Highly unlikely.
They did a pink pistol joke in Spaced.
BUT I GUESS THAT'S JUST TOO MEDIOCRE FOR YOU!
The line actually comes from a Peter Cook monologue, from The Secret Policemans Ball 1981... The phrase was reportedly created by Billy Connolly moments before Cook walked out onto stage...
*Then we have been forced to listen to the pitiful whining of Mr Norma St.John Scott - a scrounger, parasite, pervert, a worm, a self-confessed player of the pink oboe*
kjs
Quote: Aaron @ April 14 2008, 11:17 PM BSTI use the term "plays the pink piccolo".
And I've not seen that sketch.
Oh ye of little expectation! piccolo instead of an oboe?!
It was from something you are all too young to remember but probably out there on dvd somewhere.
The spoof Judges summing up of the Jeremy Thorpe Case where said hero was described as something like ''a fine figure of a man, well respected in the community.''
while the alleged victim (an opportunist rent) boy went something like ''A man, who, pause, by his own admission, pause, chews pillows. a self confessed player of the pink oboe.---''
You have to add the classic Cleese nasal Judge voice but feckin brill.
Quote: zooo @ April 14 2008, 11:18 PM BSTThey did a pink pistol joke in Spaced.
BUT I GUESS THAT'S JUST TOO MEDIOCRE FOR YOU!
Sorry, I just didn't see anything special in it at all. I wish I'd downloaded rather than bought. Not my thing. I guess I just didn't "get" any of the references.
Quote: KJSmyling @ April 14 2008, 11:26 PM BSTThe line actually comes from a Peter Cook monologue, from The Secret Policemans Ball 1981... The phrase was reportedly created by Billy Connolly moments before Cook walked out onto stage...
*Then we have been forced to listen to the pitiful whining of Mr Norma St.John Scott - a scrounger, parasite, pervert, a worm, a self-confessed player of the pink oboe*
kjs
Ah. Now that I'm pretty sure I have seen. Still, oboe.