Shannon do her
Shannon thought her family was just like any other. Until she found it was full of paedos, perjurers, and slappers.
This week Shannon's step grandad (whose 12), invites her for a very special long weekend away.
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Quote: sootyj @ April 7 2008, 7:41 PM BSTThis week Shannon's step grandad (whose 12)
(who's*)
The pedo-files
2 child molesters investigate alien abductions by pretending to be 12 year old boys on Bebo
The pedlo-files
2 child molesters investigate alien abductions by pretending to be 12 year old boys on pedlos
Nice one, turning to the dark side?
''J'' and ''A''.
This week there's tension in the house as ''J'' insists it's time for the scaffolding to come down.
All is well when dodgy Dave finds another soppy love track for all to sing along to.
Next week's episode - ''Brace yourself''.
Dave turns out to be the infamous dentist and rigs ''A'' with a spring loaded action to punish ''J'' for the unrequitted love.
Who are J and A?
Pushing up Daisies,
Daisy Donovan, and Daisy Fuentes, smuggle drugs up their bottoms.
Quote: sootyj @ April 14 2008, 5:41 PM BSTWho are J and A?
Sorry, I didn't realise some people missed it >
Courtesy of Leevil, who deserves copyright on this> http://www.freewebs.com/jeremyandabbie/
See also ''Best ever website'' thread.
Quote: sootyj @ April 14 2008, 4:55 PM BSTThe pedo-files
2 child molesters investigate alien abductions by pretending to be 12 year old boys on Bebo
paedo*
And it should probably be 'The Paedo-Files' anyway. Don't make me send you an official warning! *shakes fist*
For bad grammar, as opposed to mocking child abuse?
What a wonderful world.
Bolivar! A BBC talent contest, to find a new revoloutinary leader for Columbia.
Starring John F**king Barrowman of course.
Watch 200 weigh faced kids sing,
"Consider your self on of the proletariat,"
Postcards From Guantonimo. About the wacky and crazy adventures of two torcherers and the weird quests that are brought in every week.
Waterboarding USA,
Can the CIA's waterboard team, win Gold in the world torture olympics?
Quote: sootyj @ April 14 2008, 8:37 PM BSTBolivar! A BBC talent contest, to find a new revoloutinary leader for Columbia.
Starring John F**king Barrowman of course.
Watch 200 weigh faced kids sing,
"Consider your self on of the proletariat,"
Quote: sootyj @ April 14 2008, 8:37 PM BSTFor bad grammar, as opposed to mocking child abuse?
That is correct.
'I stink, therefore I swam'. David Walliams stars as an obsessive compulsive who shares a flat with Dusty Bin.