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Hello,

I need insults. please help. I'm just not down with the kids any more.

What might someone who was trying too hard to speak to the kidz say these days?

Immo = immature

That's all I know. Please help!!!!!!

Nigger? Paki?

Are they still 'bad'?

Cock end apparently.

:)

Ok, let's take you to school:

Shit-brick.

Wankshaft.

F**ktard.

The classic - Retard.

Cockmuncher.

some of these are regional or personal ones I've made up but none would be overlooked when insulting someone who pissed me off.

Quote: Aaron @ April 14 2008, 2:27 PM BST

Nigger? Paki?

Are they still 'bad'?

The edit button is the top right of your post remember Aaron?

Quote: Paul W @ April 14 2008, 2:28 PM BST

The edit button is the top left of your post remember Aaron?

Yeah, I already edited it. Laughing out loud

I think these are all pretty old school.

Quote: jdubya @ April 14 2008, 2:37 PM BST

I think these are all pretty old school.

Some classics never die.

Cool. I'm not as out of touch as I thought.

you big div.

hmmm

Fear not Jdubya the current youth of today aren't creative enough to come up with their own. So instead just throw in a few finger snaps when you say your insult and that should be good enough.

Ya paedo!

Quote: jdubya @ April 14 2008, 2:46 PM BST

you big div.

A bit 1992....

''Butterz'' err, apparently.

Here's a couple of classic insults from 80's movies that I'm hoping will make a come back soon.

Hammerhead and Pencil Neck.

Here is some name calls for yer.

Retared!
Poo Pusher
You are the result of your Fathers wank stain.
If you could be any gaier you'd skip
Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Willy Wanker & his cock a lot fukulty.

Quote: Charley @ April 14 2008, 3:14 PM BST

Here is some name calls for yer.

Retared!
Poo Pusher
You are the result of your Fathers wank stain.
If you could be any gaier you'd skip
Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Willy Wanker & his cock a lot fukulty.

Oh the benefits of a public school education!

If u used any of those where I live they would just take it as a friendly greeting and not even bother stabbing you (the usual local greeting)

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